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Post by Wanklein on Feb 2, 2018 14:29:46 GMT
What Happened To Generation X?Here's a particularly nasty thread with lots of millennial bashing, plain bigotry and outright stupidity. The old SHites are especially moaning the loss of Lawn Darts and how this relates to an over protective society. I had no idea what the fuck lawn darts were - not sure if they even existed in the UK so I googled them. Well fuck me - I'm not one for health and safety but they're fucking lethal. Only gun loving motherfucking retards would think they make a good child's toy.
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Post by amygrant on Feb 2, 2018 15:56:55 GMT
"Born in 75 and I was given lawn darts, candy cigarettes, a mini bike, a bb gun and a pocket knife with no supervision by the age of 5. My parents never owned a car seat and the seatbelts were stuffed into the seat cushion never to be used."
That would explain a lot.
Brain damage.
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Post by amygrant on Feb 2, 2018 16:00:56 GMT
"I could have used a helmet back when I was trying to jump my bicycle like Evel Knievel. I landed on my head once. Probably my closest call to serious injury as a child."
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Post by daved on Feb 2, 2018 16:07:12 GMT
Because only real men like to be thrown thru their windshield and have their brain crushed against a lamp post.
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Post by surfinjesus on Feb 2, 2018 16:25:36 GMT
What’s weird is that a culture that would ban lawn darts has no issue with the widespread ownership and use of firearms.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 2, 2018 18:55:23 GMT
Mankind went 10,000 years without carseats, but now suddenly it's a NECESSITY. Sad.
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Post by cockledge on Feb 2, 2018 20:11:32 GMT
More people died being thrown from a wooly mammoth than a car while eschewing seatbelts.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Feb 5, 2018 6:32:58 GMT
Lawn darts? What next, fuckin' horseshoes?
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Post by antiram on Feb 5, 2018 8:39:25 GMT
I think in the logical progression of things, a surge in threads about shuffleboard is about due. It hasn't yet been mentioned once in the history of SHF (I checked) but I am waiting for it any day now...
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Post by hugofuguzev on Feb 5, 2018 8:42:42 GMT
Consider that "Jose Jones", the guy who started the "Generation X" discussion (which naturally has been closed now) is one of the grumpier, more misanthropic SHiTEs. Definitely a "Get off my lawn" type if there ever was one.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2018 16:27:24 GMT
All these dadgum kids with their participation trophies, need to use the Internet for everything, need for free stuff, music that no one would ever get, and all this ghey homo shit nowadays...are nothing like us SHites at all. They've probably never even had the joy of smacking their blow-up doll's ass while doing some Deep Listening(TM) of Lawrence Welk elpees. Oh, you just go ahead and buy some vinyl kid, and I'll lend you my remasturbated Asia cee dee. Just don't you go do none of that ripping stuff I keep hearing bout, mmmkay?
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Post by Brick Wall on Sept 18, 2020 23:28:36 GMT
Speaking of bigots...the Prez is holding a rally in Bemidji, Minnesota as we speak. One of our favorite right-wingers, Brad Olsen, lives there. I figure the chances are better than average our boy is in attendance of the face mask less, non-social distancing event. Go for it, Brad!
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Post by essayceedee on Sept 19, 2020 0:00:31 GMT
Oh man, Mikaela’s going to be creaming her jeans a few weeks from now!
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Post by mintyjackhole on Sept 19, 2020 2:11:18 GMT
Wheezy slide whistle
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