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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 8, 2018 4:04:50 GMT
I had a Mexican girlfriend in college. I remember one summer night we went to the huge city park, and they had a Beatles lookalike band playing. She completely threw fake John off when, right as he stepped up to announce the next number, she screamed "Fuck you, fat replica Beatles!" Sympathetic derisive laughter swept the entire crowd. It was a glorious moment. Fuck you, fat repulsive Beatards!You know, with a little tweaking, it still works.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Feb 8, 2018 4:35:36 GMT
Thread's back, and lester christgau poats:
Heh.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Feb 8, 2018 6:27:47 GMT
Beatards are the main reason I've been sticking to jazz for the last few months. I can't remember the last time I played a Beatles record, group or solo. I'll stick with Miles Davis and Dexter Gordon, thanks!
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Feb 8, 2018 7:14:22 GMT
Bubba-ho-tep said:
Yes Bubba, that perfectly describes the majority of poats in shiteville. Oh, I'm sorry, you were referring to the QJ interview? My bad.
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Post by Wanklein on Feb 8, 2018 7:24:50 GMT
Someone poated this: P.S. On Facebook, in January, Quincy posted this note about attending a Stella McCartney event in LA, with Paul there, too: "Stella keeps it poppin! And don’t think I didn’t see U & Nancy out there dancin’ last night, Paul. )0)) Man, y’awl are family & there ain’t no doubt about that!! Paul, I still got that chart you sent me about vitamins/fruits/seeds when you hopped on that vegan train. Absolutely love it...I still got it hanging in the kitchen! It’s been such a joy to see our rugrats grow up & discover themselves. We’ve come a long way, but I feel like we’re just gettin’ started! It’s truly an honor to have had our kids grow up together & to have such real people by our side. Congratulations on your new line my baby Stella... Rashida & I had a great time last night!...All my love." ... He updated it today: "P.S. Your Dad was the worst bass player in the world in 1964. :cool:
It looks like Quincy might of had a hand rearing retard James - Someone should ask him what he thinks of James' music.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Feb 8, 2018 8:19:09 GMT
I't s almost as thought Quincy was trolling the SHiTES by making those remarks (I would not be surprised if Quincy Jones has checked out Steve's forum a time or two over the years)
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 8, 2018 11:01:33 GMT
QJ knows what he is talking about when he talks music. If he says Ringo is shit , well Ringo is shit.
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Post by Aural Relations on Feb 8, 2018 11:07:11 GMT
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 8, 2018 14:34:07 GMT
That's gonna give me nightmares Look out, Pugwash. Awesome vocals from Sir Darrin as Ringo. STeVE could give it the breath it deserves.
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Post by antiram on Feb 8, 2018 14:37:48 GMT
That Darrin pic was funny before, but it is hilarious here...
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Feb 8, 2018 16:20:19 GMT
That thread has really got their knickers in a twist. Someone needs to start a thread soon “Donna Summer, Quincy Jones’s greatest produced album - appreciation thread”. Pit the gays against the Beatards and watch as the whole place finally implodes for good.
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Post by daved on Feb 8, 2018 16:26:17 GMT
Holy fuck this Darren L fuckwad:
Yep, what the fuck has Quincy Jones ever done....
Jesus....
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Post by Mediocrates on Feb 8, 2018 16:33:31 GMT
This is almost as bad as when someone posted that Lou Reed thought The Beatles were garbage.
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Feb 8, 2018 17:23:42 GMT
The Beatles were NEVER a boy band. They were a band who got to together in the traditional way ROCK bands get together, they loved rock n roll, started playing guitar, lived in relatively the same area, and eventually got together by being friends or meeting through friends. They worked their butts off for 5 years playing at everything from family gatherings to dive bars during that time before they were finally taken under the wing of a manager who could actually get them a record deal. They pushed very hard to get as many of their own songs on their albums and as their first single(unlike boybands whose songs are usually written for them). They had male and female fans but once they got the record deal it just so happens a lot of teen girls fell in love with them. I don't think people know what a boy band is. The Beatles were a rock band. Sure they were cleaned up for mass consumption but not a boy band. The Monkees were the prototypical boy band Boy band Rock band The prototypical boyband is fabricated by a record company or manager for the specific purpose of attracting girl fans. The Beatles were NOT. Girls just happened to like them because they had great music, great personalities and were goodlooking too. Lest we forget, Quincy Jones produced THE BEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC. It's sold more copies than Sgt. Pepper, Abbey Road, and 1 combined. If you're accusing him of being jealous or incompetent, you've already lost. It doesn't take away from the fact that it is shallow, derivative, teeny-bop pop, which is ironic, considering his condescending, elitist attitude towards other music and musicians. There was nothing innovative about his production, as evidenced by the fact that he copied the production of a Hall and Oates record. He doesn't seem particularly bright, so I imagine he is befuddled by anything that is even slightly cerebral. He never had the ability to be a singer/performer, so I am sure that is where the jealousy stems from. Stop someone on the street and ask them the hum a Quincy Jones song! Theme From Sanford and Son Checkmate. Really...this one? I grew up on this show and couldn’t hum it.
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Post by Mediocrates on Feb 8, 2018 20:56:29 GMT
The Streetbeater is a solid jamb.
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