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Feb 6, 2020 21:38:50 GMT
Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 6, 2020 21:38:50 GMT
So METHuSELAH STeVE was born 1948-50-ish maybe? Well, lan' sakes! He's literally been around since ol' Hector was a pup!
Here's a rare view of him getting some licks in school after he was caught with some stolen player piano rolls in his cellar. Far left, smiling: young master Johne Oteri.
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Feb 7, 2020 17:45:35 GMT
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Feb 7, 2020 17:45:35 GMT
RIP vinils. 😢
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Feb 7, 2020 19:34:56 GMT
Post by Remaster Bates on Feb 7, 2020 19:34:56 GMT
5th Grade, eh? So how old is the motherfucker anyway? Here's the only Los Angeles "Kirk Douglas Day" I can find mentioned anywhere. Oct. 18, 1960 L.A. Times.
He has existed since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born. He is his own beginning, his own ending.
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Feb 7, 2020 22:11:22 GMT
Post by Brick Wall on Feb 7, 2020 22:11:22 GMT
Remasterbates is correct. The sun rises every day from the dark orifice that STEVE keeps sacred. After 12 hours it returns to STEVE's orifice for safe keeping. STEVE willing.
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Feb 8, 2020 0:53:15 GMT
Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 8, 2020 0:53:15 GMT
5th Grade, eh? So how old is the motherfucker anyway? Here's the only Los Angeles "Kirk Douglas Day" I can find mentioned anywhere. Oct. 18, 1960 L.A. Times.
He has existed since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born. He is his own beginning, his own ending. Yes... there is something here. Something terrible. I feel its presence. Fear, anger, hatred... anger feeds the flame. Oh, oh, there is evil here, monstrous, terrible evil! Consuming hunger! Hatred of all that lives, hatred of real mastering engineers, a hunger that never dies! It is strong, overpowering, an ancient terror! It has a name: Awdyogrrl, O-terree, Höfmæn. Devouring all life, all light! A hunger that will never die! Höfmæn! *Höfmæn!* Voice of Höfmæn: I am without ending. I have existed from the dawn of time, and I shall I live beyond its end! In the meantime, I shall gasconade, and this time I do not need a job. You will all die without ever having had lunch with John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Kirk Douglas, or Captain Kirk.
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bradman
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Feb 8, 2020 1:26:19 GMT
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Post by bradman on Feb 8, 2020 1:26:19 GMT
Shaking and crying.
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daved
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Feb 8, 2020 11:49:33 GMT
Post by daved on Feb 8, 2020 11:49:33 GMT
Pretty sure SHTV is the only place where anyone gives a fuck about Orson Bean.
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Feb 8, 2020 13:28:53 GMT
Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 8, 2020 13:28:53 GMT
Pretty sure SHTV is the only place where anyone gives a fuck about Orson Bean. Actually, his name popped up for me a couple of months ago while converting some old issues of Mad into cbz files. (He was in one from 1957.) Still, it kind of sucks when someone lives to a ripe old age, and then gets violently killed. I mean, they make it through so many years without getting felled by disease, and then they’re suddenly dispatched by some asshole. (Ever hear of a guy named Jay R. Smith? He was a child actor in some of the late-period silent Our Gang films. He survived into this century, but got killed (and robbed) by a homeless guy whom he had befriended and helped out.)
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Feb 8, 2020 15:03:10 GMT
Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 8, 2020 15:03:10 GMT
Pretty sure SHTV is the only place where anyone gives a fuck about Orson Bean. I think it's pretty fucking sad. When I was a kid he was all over TV. And he kept working steadily right up to the end. I bet he even had a stack of minty SAG screeners.
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daved
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Feb 8, 2020 16:58:14 GMT
Post by daved on Feb 8, 2020 16:58:14 GMT
Pretty sure SHTV and Stereo Central are the only place where anyone gives a fuck about Orson Bean. fixed
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bradman
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Feb 8, 2020 20:29:56 GMT
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Post by bradman on Feb 8, 2020 20:29:56 GMT
Yes, I've always loved Citizen Kane.
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Feb 8, 2020 20:58:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2020 20:58:39 GMT
I’m just waiting for STeVe’s Orson Bean story.
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Feb 8, 2020 21:07:04 GMT
Post by Disgraced Ex-Prez Agent Orange on Feb 8, 2020 21:07:04 GMT
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Feb 8, 2020 23:04:44 GMT
Post by mudflapslim on Feb 8, 2020 23:04:44 GMT
Was Orson Bean the one with the little can of 'fixins' on top?
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Feb 9, 2020 0:18:27 GMT
Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 9, 2020 0:18:27 GMT
RIP to my friend Paul’s first gay crush.
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