Ever wondered what SHites dream of? Wonder no more
Mar 16, 2018 20:06:58 GMT
Post by aaa-appreciator on Mar 16, 2018 20:06:58 GMT
This is too sad not to be reported on.
Pizza (apt username for someone who probably lives on them), says:
"Never had a dream with Olivia until last night.
I’m at a packed arena and Olivia pops on to the stage. I’m confused how I got to the show. Olivia stops the show and goes backstage.
I notice a door next to the stage. I go in. There is a secret room with seats to watch the show. Everyone has Olivia paraphernalia and has obviously paid big money for those seats. I quietly sit down and watch the rest of the show.
Olivia comes back and poses for pictures. She then holds up a Livvy bubblegum card and says you need one for her autograph and walks into another room.
I figured I’m sol but grateful to have seen her and begin to leave. Suddenly my name is being paged for my meet and greet session. I walk into the room, say some stupid stuff about being a fan and she smiles and signs my program.
Yes, I must be crazy. But it was a sweet dream".
Now what are the chances others have had equally boring ONJ related dreams?? Hmmm....
bob60 chimes in:
" I often have pop star dreams.
A while ago I dreamt that I was chatting with Pet Shop Boy Chris Lowe about Hazel Dean's website.
I would only ever confess that dream on an anonymous forum like this, its just so bizarre..."
Pizza comes back:
"I have them once in awhile. Paul McCartney stopped to talk to me after a concert. Another one had John Lennon playing tapes for me of unreleased songs he had written. "
Fuck you other SHites! I've heard unreleased JL songs played to me personally by the man himself!
And of course, not to be left out, BoobyMorrow arrives:
"I used to dream Olivia had made a new album that I was struggling to find. Had that one with Madonna too. "
That's not a dream mate, that's just a fact if you go into any record store these days.
David G. though is depressed by his dreams:
"I'll occasionally dream that I'm in a record store and I find an album full of songs I've never heard before. Tremendous excitement as I race home to play it. Then I awaken, depressed out of my mind that it wasn't real..."
Turns out Booby's dream was recurring!
"That’s what happens with the Olivia album I mentioned. I used to have it lots when she wasn’t recording much in the 80s. "
So even when they have the freedom for their sub conscience to run wild and have a bi-threesome with Liv and Barry Mannilow while John Denver wanks off in the corner, nothing. Just out of stock CDs.
Pizza (apt username for someone who probably lives on them), says:
"Never had a dream with Olivia until last night.
I’m at a packed arena and Olivia pops on to the stage. I’m confused how I got to the show. Olivia stops the show and goes backstage.
I notice a door next to the stage. I go in. There is a secret room with seats to watch the show. Everyone has Olivia paraphernalia and has obviously paid big money for those seats. I quietly sit down and watch the rest of the show.
Olivia comes back and poses for pictures. She then holds up a Livvy bubblegum card and says you need one for her autograph and walks into another room.
I figured I’m sol but grateful to have seen her and begin to leave. Suddenly my name is being paged for my meet and greet session. I walk into the room, say some stupid stuff about being a fan and she smiles and signs my program.
Yes, I must be crazy. But it was a sweet dream".
Now what are the chances others have had equally boring ONJ related dreams?? Hmmm....
bob60 chimes in:
" I often have pop star dreams.
A while ago I dreamt that I was chatting with Pet Shop Boy Chris Lowe about Hazel Dean's website.
I would only ever confess that dream on an anonymous forum like this, its just so bizarre..."
Pizza comes back:
"I have them once in awhile. Paul McCartney stopped to talk to me after a concert. Another one had John Lennon playing tapes for me of unreleased songs he had written. "
Fuck you other SHites! I've heard unreleased JL songs played to me personally by the man himself!
And of course, not to be left out, BoobyMorrow arrives:
"I used to dream Olivia had made a new album that I was struggling to find. Had that one with Madonna too. "
That's not a dream mate, that's just a fact if you go into any record store these days.
David G. though is depressed by his dreams:
"I'll occasionally dream that I'm in a record store and I find an album full of songs I've never heard before. Tremendous excitement as I race home to play it. Then I awaken, depressed out of my mind that it wasn't real..."
Turns out Booby's dream was recurring!
"That’s what happens with the Olivia album I mentioned. I used to have it lots when she wasn’t recording much in the 80s. "
So even when they have the freedom for their sub conscience to run wild and have a bi-threesome with Liv and Barry Mannilow while John Denver wanks off in the corner, nothing. Just out of stock CDs.