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Post by respiratoryproblems on Oct 8, 2021 21:45:06 GMT
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Oct 8, 2021 22:00:53 GMT
Is Physical from before or after Olivia Newton John became a WHORE?
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Nov 13, 2021 1:24:22 GMT
Bobby reveals he uses a tissue everytime he fingers his ceedees
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Sounds.. ago
Amy Grant
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Nov 13, 2021 15:07:49 GMT
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Sounds.. ago
Amy Grant
This is not a secret club. This is my forum.
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Nov 14, 2021 1:58:43 GMT
You were childhood friends with DeVoe?
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Post by GeddyLeePierce on Nov 14, 2021 2:58:34 GMT
Spazzy avatard of the year Award.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Nov 14, 2021 3:05:26 GMT
He was much more ethnic than DeVoe, which made his sudden Kate Bush obsession seem all the weirder. I guess he told himself, "Who is the whitest woman in the world? I'll fixate on her." It was really strange.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Nov 14, 2021 6:41:56 GMT
Such stories always remind me of my teenage days, when a guy I knew suddenly became weirdly obsessed with Kate Bush. I remember he bought some Kate Bush 7" box set, then complained that the rear of the sleeves featured a glossy black background that was going to be a challenge to keep pristine. So I'm over at his house and doofus is telling me about his ingenious solution. Earlier that day he had a brilliant idea that he would get himself a box of surgical gloves in order to handle his precious investment. But doofus being too stupid and/or lazy and/or cheap to know where to go to get them, he instead settled on some bizarre puffy mittens. That's right, mittens. Those things little kids wore in movies from the 1930s. (Where the fuck do you even get mittens? Especially adult size mittens?) He proceeds to don the mittens, looking now like a deranged snowman. Then, with a crappy pseudo-theatrical flourish, he whips out the box to demonstrate. Sure enough, when he attempts to pull one of the singles out of the box with his giant, slick, fumbling mitten, the sleeve suddenly goes shooting across the room, propelled by some unknown mitten force. In mid-air, we watch the record fly out of the sleeve and smash edge-wise onto the wooden floor, then gloriously shattering into five or six pieces, which also go flying every which way. The guy just stood there as if he were in shock, slowly gazing at the carnage that is spread all over the room. Now I didn't mean to break the silence with my laughter, but I couldn't help it. Also, I was unable to stop laughing. The whole thing was one of the funniest things I ever saw, like watching a perfectly written comedy sketch. I still chuckle thinking about it. To this day, whenever I come across the name "Kate Bush," this is what I think about. Needless to say, I was immediately thrown out of his house. I did run into him somewhere about a month later. He told me that he bought not one but two new Kate Bush box sets: "One to listen to; the second one for peace of mind." Wonder which SHite he grew up to be? My new favorite phrase!
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Post by banana on Nov 14, 2021 11:36:57 GMT
I can barely stand the Hoffman forum these days, but in my infrequent visits I have noticed one thing - Bobby's ONJ Appreciation thread has magically been receiving (at least) 1000 views a day for around two months. That beats any other thread on the forum by far, even the Macca/Beatles threads.
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Post by coddiwomple on Nov 14, 2021 11:50:52 GMT
I can barely stand the Hoffman forum these days, but in my infrequent visits I have noticed one thing - Bobby's ONJ Appreciation thread has magically been receiving (at least) 1000 views a day for around two months. That beats any other thread on the forum by far, even the Macca/Beatles threads. Of course. It's Olivia Newton-Freaking John. What did you expect?
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