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Post by Wanklein on Mar 18, 2018 17:30:56 GMT
Pick your favourite Classic Rock SHiTe GUiTar
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Post by antiram on Mar 18, 2018 17:35:37 GMT
We are not including keytars, I presume?
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Post by Wanklein on Mar 18, 2018 17:48:12 GMT
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Post by graucho on Mar 18, 2018 21:19:43 GMT
I'm thinking this one could be a bit too raunchy to be Shitey. As for guitars, there's a thin line. I'd say the Gibson Les Paul - definitely Shitey, but the Gibson Les Paul Jnr, it's more scaled down sibling - definitely not.  |
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Mar 18, 2018 21:32:37 GMT
The Beatle-ist. Consider its advantages: – Space-age materials. – Adhesive fretboard markers. – Modern color scheme. – No machine heads necessary. – Break a string (or four)? No problem. Same wonderful sound. – The only guitar endorsed by "Zombie Paul" TM.  |
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Felonious Spunk
Grant
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Mar 18, 2018 23:03:23 GMT
Minty Baldwin?
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Mar 18, 2018 23:27:39 GMT
Get the Sherwood.   |
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Post by PacificOceanSpew on Mar 19, 2018 14:31:49 GMT
Too many SHiTES act like they are master musicians and even Daddy chimes in to brag about his vintage guitars he had or has. But I would bet none of these fuckers could even play a Mel Bay exercise and the most expensive axe they own, is probably a Teisco Del Ray.
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Mar 19, 2018 14:32:09 GMT
I had to go with any fretless bass, but I was really thinking any bass with more than four strings. 8 to 12 would be really good.
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Post by daved on Mar 19, 2018 18:13:33 GMT
Too many SHiTES act like they are master musicians and even Daddy chimes in to brag about his vintage guitars he had or has. But I would bet none of these fuckers could even play a Mel Bay exercise and the most expensive axe they own, is probably a Teisco Del Ray. |
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Felonious Spunk
Grant
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Mar 19, 2018 18:52:09 GMT
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Mar 19, 2018 22:51:49 GMT
Well now, that's a beautiful guitar that's been vandalized by a SHite. |
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Post by aggressivebeta on Mar 20, 2018 1:38:50 GMT
Too many SHiTES act like they are master musicians and even Daddy chimes in to brag about his vintage guitars he had or has. But I would bet none of these fuckers could even play a Mel Bay exercise and the most expensive axe they own, is probably a Teisco Del Ray. Well there is ONE master musician amongst them. He is the last rock hope |
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Post by Wanklein on Mar 20, 2018 7:14:35 GMT
I vote for those pointy Ibanez Steve Vai JEM guitars with scalloped frets and convenient built in carrying handle.  I like the way someone has taken a bite out of it. All pointy guitars are shit  Metaltastic I would have included the Flying V but have too fond a childhood memory of this :format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2913657-1468084490-1261.jpeg.jpg) Hipster Cunts |
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Felonious Spunk
Grant
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Mar 21, 2018 13:34:07 GMT
Scalloped frets: the tool of the wanker. Scalloped potatoes: the tool of the SHite |
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