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Post by Soul Pinata on Apr 4, 2018 0:38:58 GMT
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 4, 2018 1:20:36 GMT
Pitching tents, making catapults with “hands-on” dads. That’s nasty.
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Post by blahdiofile on Apr 4, 2018 3:18:49 GMT
Why my dad taught me how to render whale oil into a useable fuel and I intend to do the same! Also, what could be more important to a child's development than being able to bloviate about Audio Note speakers that may or may not be stolen!
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Post by Wanklein on Apr 4, 2018 7:22:26 GMT
Looks like JosefK and his thread have both been gorted.
Seems odd that someone named after Kafka would be about avoiding politics, banging on about reactionary shite and keeping to the rules.
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daved
Better than Steve
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Post by daved on Apr 4, 2018 8:55:40 GMT
Because it’s a good idea to allow a child to handle a boiling kettle.
And like most kids today I prefer a computer to outdoors.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 4, 2018 9:20:27 GMT
My dad taught me how to read. And how to pay for stuff in a store. And how to use a map. Never took me fishing though, the bastard.
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Post by Aural Relations on Apr 4, 2018 11:32:43 GMT
Someone ask MYKE whether he pitched tents around his son.
"No no, that's not how you do it... Give it here..."
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Felonious Spunk
Grant
Digitals downstairs to push the anal logs upstairs
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Apr 4, 2018 12:09:15 GMT
Essential skills like skimming a stone? Does he realize that in the real world, not everyone lives in Mayberry?
And I didn’t think The Mail being right wing was exactly a secret or controversial.
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Apr 4, 2018 13:58:55 GMT
My father never taught me how to shoe a horse. I didn't teach my sons, because he never taught me. We suffer in shame, driving in cars.
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Post by Wanklein on Apr 4, 2018 22:18:01 GMT
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Post by gobshite on Apr 4, 2018 22:37:50 GMT
Royzak's injection of sense and reality is zapped, though.
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Post by Soul Pinata on Apr 5, 2018 0:57:11 GMT
Oops, I see now that I misspelled the name. It's Jozef with a 'z'. Oh well, either way he's still a dickhead with a 'd'.
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Post by aggressivebeta on Apr 6, 2018 3:17:14 GMT
Ah yes back in the good old days when fathers taught their sons how to be real men and darkies knew their place
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Apr 6, 2018 4:12:18 GMT
Ah yes back in the good old days when fathers taught their sons how to be real men and darkies knew their Place
Also, women and teh gheys.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Apr 6, 2018 5:02:40 GMT
My father taught me:
Don't be a closet homo like MYKE, just be what you are and own it. Don't be an utter cunt like jh901. No one likes an utter cunt. Don't be a paranoid misanthrope like Gnart, there are lots of good people out there. Have fun and make friends. Don't be a compulsive liar like STeVE, if you don't want people setting up a website taking the piss out of everything you do.
He never taught me how to build a catapult though. Oh, the trauma.
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