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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Apr 18, 2018 17:50:22 GMT
I Was Looking To See If There Are Any Posts About The 20th Anniversary Of Linda McCartney's DeathI was looking on the first 2 pages to see if there have been any posts about the sad 20th anniversary of Linda McCartney's death at only 56 years old from breast cancer April 17,1998 and she sadly died young of the same exact disease Paul's beloved,intelligent,pretty and kind mother Mary who was a nurse and a midwife,died from at only 47 when Paul was only 14 and his brother Michael only 12.Paul said in his authorized biography,Many Years From Now,that 12 years after his mother died he had a very realistic dream where he saw her alive and she told him to just accept things as they are,and he said when he woke up he thought how wonderful it was to be with her again,and this is what he wrote the beautiful song Let It Be about,it's his mother Mary coming to him when he finds himself in times of trouble,speaking words of wisdom and in his hour of darkness she is standing right in front of him.
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Post by essayceedee on Apr 18, 2018 18:39:48 GMT
Cool story bro.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 18, 2018 19:44:14 GMT
RIP Linda I know you're photographing Hendrix, Morrison, and other rock royalty as they play in that great big jam band in the sky!
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Post by Aural Relations on Apr 19, 2018 0:02:35 GMT
RIP Linda, thx for the turgid veggie sausages.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 19, 2018 0:52:58 GMT
RIP Linda, thx for the turgid veggie sausages. That's the worst euphemism for a penis that I've ever heard.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Apr 19, 2018 4:57:32 GMT
The Turgid Veggie Sausage and Yoko.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Apr 19, 2018 5:14:30 GMT
RIP Linda I know you're photographing Hendrix, Morrison, and other rock royalty as they play in that great big jam band in the sky! Given Linda's reputation before she hooked up with Paul, she's probably doing more than photographing Hendrix and Morrison in the great beyond. She fucked them all when she was alive, why not in the afterlife? Don't worry, Paul, you'll get yer sloppy seconds soon enough...
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 19, 2018 14:37:55 GMT
RIP Linda I know you're photographing Hendrix, Morrison, and other rock royalty as they play in that great big jam band in the sky! Given Linda's reputation before she hooked up with Paul, she's probably doing more than photographing Hendrix and Morrison in the great beyond. She fucked them all when she was alive, why not in the afterlife? Don't worry, Paul, you'll get yer sloppy seconds soon enough... Paul's going to hell because he plays too many Beatles songs in concert and nothing from Give My Regards To Broad Street.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Apr 19, 2018 16:10:41 GMT
RIP Linda, thx for the turgid veggie sausages. That's the worst euphemism for a penis that I've ever heard.
Her frozen banana in a fruit salad wasn't too bad.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 19, 2018 20:08:39 GMT
Ok folks, stop this nonsense by the time we hit page two or else I'm inviting Arnie to join.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Apr 20, 2018 5:07:48 GMT
Given Linda's reputation before she hooked up with Paul, she's probably doing more than photographing Hendrix and Morrison in the great beyond. She fucked them all when she was alive, why not in the afterlife? Don't worry, Paul, you'll get yer sloppy seconds soon enough... Paul's going to hell because he plays too many Beatles songs in concert and nothing from Give My Regards To Broad Street.Now, that's not true- he does play "Yesterday" and "Eleanor Rigby"! I think those the only pointless Beatles remakes he did in that stupid movie he plays live on a regular basis.
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Post by lotsoflaughs on Oct 20, 2018 15:18:07 GMT
Ha, the user who posted that Linda thread, Topaz, essentially banned himself last night in a ridiculous display of Beatard self-immolation.
He posted a thread with an OP containing at least 30 links to other musicians praising the Beatles, and when the reaction was basically 'cool story bro,' even from the Shites, he got all pouty and the thread was closed.
Then a bit later he posted a thread like 'thanks for getting my thread closed' where he announced he was leaving the forum.
I clicked over to his profile and when I clicked back to the thread it was already gone.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Oct 20, 2018 15:57:00 GMT
250 posts, and a quick skim indicates literally all of them are about The Beatles. He's a little loopy. Found said thread on Linda, and can only imagine this further contribution from Topaz was written with one hand, whilst his veggie sausage was firmly gripped in the other. Note also his profile one-liner: If you can stomach it, here's one in a series of consecutive poats as a passionate defence from when Graham Nash (no stranger himself to absolute mediocrity) said something mean about Teh Beatelz. It's almost the quintessential SHiTE posting. Strap yourself in, the opening line is:
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Post by thisonehurts on Oct 20, 2018 16:12:09 GMT
Good God, he's an absolute nutter. Don't think I've ever noticed him before.
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Post by lotsoflaughs on Oct 20, 2018 16:21:58 GMT
250 posts, and a quick skim indicates literally all of them are about The Beatles. He's a little loopy. Found said thread on Linda, and can only imagine this further contribution from Topaz was written with one hand, whilst his veggie sausage was firmly gripped in the other. Note also his profile one-liner: If you can stomach it, here's one in a series of consecutive poats as a passionate defence from when Graham Nash (no stranger himself to absolute mediocrity) said something mean about Teh Beatelz. It's almost the quintessential SHiTE posting. Strap yourself in, the opening line is: That's what the OP yesterday was like, except twice as long as that.
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