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Post by thisonehurts on Oct 20, 2018 16:28:10 GMT
They've banned him.
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Post by antiram on Oct 20, 2018 18:56:26 GMT
250 posts, and a quick skim indicates literally all of them are about The Beatles. He's a little loopy. Found said thread on Linda, and can only imagine this further contribution from Topaz was written with one hand, whilst his veggie sausage was firmly gripped in the other. Note also his profile one-liner: If you can stomach it, here's one in a series of consecutive poats as a passionate defence from when Graham Nash (no stranger himself to absolute mediocrity) said something mean about Teh Beatelz. It's almost the quintessential SHiTE posting. Strap yourself in, the opening line is: This is the kind of 'Tard Cum that really drives me up a wall. Any Beatard worth his beatle boots invariably has to inject any semblance of a conversation with flatulent superlatives. They are the most brilliant! They were the greatest! They were the bestest, mostest, toppermost of the poppermost, firstest, most talentedest geniuses to ever walk the planet. I always wonder why they do this? I think it is psychological; by affirming this, they are trying to affirm that they are somehow exceptional for it. Lots of times a conversation may go as follows: Normal person: I never cared for McCartney or the Beatles. They always seemed kind of childish to me. (I am using an argument Frank Zappa and Grace Slick both have made) Beatard: You can't change the fact that they are the greatest, sold the most records, influenced the most musicians, and that they are the #1 group today among kids.(This argument is paraphrased, maybe a little loosely, from one jeatleboe made) Normal person: You're an idiot. Beatard: That's because you have nothing to say when confronted with the fact that they are the greatest, sold the most records, influenced the most musicians, and that they are the #1 group today among kids. It is a weird boast. Most people brag by saying I am the greatest or I am the best. But what is in it for the Beatard who attests to someone else's greatness? Can you get more Beta than that? Challenging the veracity of such a claim is usually met by tantrums, accusations of being a hater or troll, utter disbelief, or repetition of the claim but more loudly.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Oct 20, 2018 19:21:31 GMT
In one of Topaz's dipshits posts has him say that being a Beatles fan is defending the Beatles. That mindset is the very definition of Beatardism. I don't even understand what defending the Beatles even means. Though I guess John could've used backup that one night The Beatles, what's left of them anyway, are doing just fine. The tribal influence is strong, but a 50 + year old pop group is a strange thing to build an identity around.
I'm glad that Topaz's legacy is at least celebrated here. There are not many that are too Beatarded for Hoofy's place, with literally hundreds of pages of discussions of aging boomers trying to convince themselves they actually love "Fuh You.". I nominate him for a Golden Whoppie.
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Post by thisonehurts on Oct 20, 2018 19:51:47 GMT
When I think of persecuted communities and vilified minorities, and other groups under sustained attack in this world of ours, it's amazing how The Beatles aren't the first people who immediately come to mind.
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Post by lotsoflaughs on Oct 20, 2018 19:56:20 GMT
by his own request, at least according to what he said in the 'thanks for ruining my thread' thread last night.
I would say I'd love to see where the 'too hardcore for SHF' beatards hang out, but I don't think I actually do want to see that.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Oct 20, 2018 23:14:59 GMT
250 posts, and a quick skim indicates literally all of them are about The Beatles. He's a little loopy. Found said thread on Linda, and can only imagine this further contribution from Topaz was written with one hand, whilst his veggie sausage was firmly gripped in the other. Note also his profile one-liner: If you can stomach it, here's one in a series of consecutive poats as a passionate defence from when Graham Nash (no stranger himself to absolute mediocrity) said something mean about Teh Beatelz. It's almost the quintessential SHiTE posting. Strap yourself in, the opening line is: This is the kind of 'Tard Cum that really drives me up a wall. Any Beatard worth his beatle boots invariably has to inject any semblance of a conversation with flatulent superlatives. They are the most brilliant! They were the greatest! They were the bestest, mostest, toppermost of the poppermost, firstest, most talentedest geniuses to ever walk the planet. I always wonder why they do this? I think it is psychological; by affirming this, they are trying to affirm that they are somehow exceptional for it. Lots of times a conversation may go as follows: Normal person: I never cared for McCartney or the Beatles. They always seemed kind of childish to me. (I am using an argument Frank Zappa and Grace Slick both have made) Beatard: You can't change the fact that they are the greatest, sold the most records, influenced the most musicians, and that they are the #1 group today among kids.(This argument is paraphrased, maybe a little loosely, from one jeatleboe made) Normal person: You're an idiot. Beatard: That's because you have nothing to say when confronted with the fact that they are the greatest, sold the most records, influenced the most musicians, and that they are the #1 group today among kids. It is a weird boast. Most people brag by saying I am the greatest or I am the best. But what is in it for the Beatard who attests to someone else's greatness? Can you get more Beta than that? Challenging the veracity of such a claim is usually met by tantrums, accusations of being a hater or troll, utter disbelief, or repetition of the claim but more loudly. I think another point is that they’ll use all those metrics like popularity, sales, #1s, etc. to make their point but completely disregard any artists since who have met or passed the Beatles on these counts. It’s always “yeah, but” and move the goal posts. I don’t get the need for a grown ass adult to wrap themselves in the accomplishments of a pop group like children on a playground would. Hell, I haven’t even been that emotionally invested in bands I’ve started.
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Post by bradman on Oct 21, 2018 1:19:43 GMT
Ha, the user who posted that Linda thread, Topaz, essentially banned himself last night in a ridiculous display of Beatard self-immolation.
He posted a thread with an OP containing at least 30 links to other musicians praising the Beatles, and when the reaction was basically 'cool story bro,' even from the Shites, he got all pouty and the thread was closed.
Then a bit later he posted a thread like 'thanks for getting my thread closed' where he announced he was leaving the forum.
I clicked over to his profile and when I clicked back to the thread it was already gone.
Yeah, I fucked with him good in that one. That must have been the last straw.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2018 23:44:51 GMT
What is with these people? You either like something or you don’t. What is with this justification for everything that these fuckers have to have, then argue about that? These “men” need to get out of mommy’s basement and get some pussy. Real pussy, not the rubber from the back of a magazine kind.
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Post by bradman on Oct 22, 2018 0:59:14 GMT
There's not much real pussy can't fix.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Oct 22, 2018 7:55:06 GMT
The scientific community has no idea if real pussy can cure the Beatarded. Probably because such a scenario has never actually transpired. Even back in 1964, some girls realised all of these guys were losers. (On a side note, there's an indie movie - probably with Greta Gerwig involved - that's just begging to be made about what's going on in this photo)
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Oct 22, 2018 12:10:27 GMT
The scientific community has no idea if real pussy can cure the Beatarded. Probably because such a scenario has never actually transpired. Even back in 1964, some girls realised all of these guys were losers. (On a side note, there's an indie movie - probably with Greta Gerwig involved - that's just begging to be made about what's going on in this photo) The longer I look at that photo, the more I kind of laugh at it. The blonde in the foreground? She's great. I just see her making that same face for almost everything. "Eggs for breakfast!" "You got a D?!" "You got an "A!" "You're getting married!" "I'm getting divorced!" "Tito's!" "Brain Slug!"
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Post by thisonehurts on Oct 22, 2018 12:25:06 GMT
Beatleship Potemkin.
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Post by antiram on Oct 22, 2018 12:28:55 GMT
Even back in 1964, some girls realised all of these guys were losers. (On a side note, there's an indie movie - probably with Greta Gerwig involved - that's just begging to be made about what's going on in this photo) The longer I look at that photo, the more I kind of laugh at it. The blonde in the foreground? She's great. I just see her making that same face for almost everything. "Eggs for breakfast!" "You got a D?!" "You got an "A!" "You're getting married!" "I'm getting divorced!" "Tito's!" "Brain Slug!" Never mind her, what about the circa-1964 lesbians right behind her. I wasn't around at the time, but they say you didn't see that kind of thing in public back then...
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Post by bradman on Oct 22, 2018 13:31:14 GMT
Now I feel all tingly in my happy place.
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Post by gobshite on Oct 22, 2018 13:51:12 GMT
The longer I look at that photo, the more I kind of laugh at it. The blonde in the foreground? She's great. I just see her making that same face for almost everything. "Eggs for breakfast!" "You got a D?!" "You got an "A!" "You're getting married!" "I'm getting divorced!" "Tito's!" "Brain Slug!" Never mind her, what about the circa-1964 lesbians right behind her. I wasn't around at the time, but they say you didn't see that kind of thing in public back then... The Beatles invented lesbians. (even if that pic is probably just a couple of girls talking in each other's faces in a loud place)
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