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Post by kingdiamond on Feb 21, 2020 21:30:26 GMT
Are those stills from American Horror Story? Second one I thought of. First one I thought of was a Dario Argento set piece.
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Post by ledzeppelin2rl on Feb 22, 2020 1:00:57 GMT
Looks like Barnabas Collins of Dark Shadows could walk in at any moment.
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Post by mudflapslim on Feb 22, 2020 5:42:47 GMT
www.ravenvanguard.com/music-roomsWe are lifelong music lovers who have never lost touch with that sense of trance-inducing euphoria created by simply listening, grooving, or chilling to music in an ultra-cool, moody, sexy and edgy looking space specially designed and put together just for that purpose. For us, music, and the experience of listening to music are all about taking opportunities to live life in the moment. After all, music is one of the very few things in life that genuinely transcends time, space, and place, as well as all cultural, generational, religious, socioeconomic, and ideological boundaries. This guff goes on for a thousand paragraphs before predictably working its way into orgasmic frenzy over Jack White and the alleged "vinyl revival." For real grins and an indescribable glimspe into their utter disconnection from reality, check out the photo of a Henry Cow LP being played in grandma's boudoir. Could one of you computer whizzes hack into their site and add this to the Portfolio page?
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Post by Aural Relations on Feb 22, 2020 10:44:33 GMT
EQUIPMENT PROFILE. NOW.
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Post by deadwax on Feb 22, 2020 13:45:14 GMT
www.ravenvanguard.com/music-roomsWe are lifelong music lovers who have never lost touch with that sense of trance-inducing euphoria created by simply listening, grooving, or chilling to music in an ultra-cool, moody, sexy and edgy looking space specially designed and put together just for that purpose. For us, music, and the experience of listening to music are all about taking opportunities to live life in the moment. After all, music is one of the very few things in life that genuinely transcends time, space, and place, as well as all cultural, generational, religious, socioeconomic, and ideological boundaries. This guff goes on for a thousand paragraphs before predictably working its way into orgasmic frenzy over Jack White and the alleged "vinyl revival." For real grins and an indescribable glimspe into their utter disconnection from reality, check out the photo of a Henry Cow LP being played in grandma's boudoir. I’m more creeped out by that website than I’ve been by any scary movie I’ve ever seen.
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Post by Mediocrates on Feb 22, 2020 15:08:10 GMT
First thing I thought.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Feb 22, 2020 18:30:23 GMT
The only thing that could make that place less inviting would be the presence of Scott Davies of Rubellan Remasters.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 22, 2020 19:33:43 GMT
Sure they do.
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Post by essayceedee on Feb 22, 2020 21:38:37 GMT
Oh man, it’s my dream space where one can have a creepy Eyes Wide Shut fuckfest and a Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. shootout simultaneously.
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Feb 23, 2020 2:44:44 GMT
The verbal diarrhea is its own fetish.
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Feb 23, 2020 3:31:48 GMT
Sure they do. Well, now I know what I want for my birthday.
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Post by thedude122498 on Feb 24, 2020 4:01:06 GMT
"Open by appointment" as in an escape room, I'm guessing.
No acoustic treatment = fail
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Post by mintybaldwin on Feb 24, 2020 15:03:41 GMT
The ultimate price of a Raven Vanguard makeover is the loss of coherent syntax. On the plus side, maybe they will throw in a monocle. Here they promise to divulge the heretofore many enigmatical [sic] secrets about their "uber-cool sacred sanctuaries in-which ALL beings of every gender can peacefully assemble and gather together to idle away oh-so-many carefree hours while having their collective minds blown." Yes, you read that correctly. ALL beings of EVERY gender are about to have their *collective* minds BLOWN. Of course dude is a fucking lawyer. And the place definitely has a Vanessa Beagle vibe. Rfreeman should be in heaven there. Also, $10 says that Raven Vanguard has a similar manifesto about how his BDSM vision is the only true manifestation of that lifestyle.
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Post by georgimarkov on Feb 24, 2020 21:01:17 GMT
This reminded me of how much I enjoyed "What We Do in the Shadows."
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Feb 24, 2020 22:05:30 GMT
Well, this is certainly the dumbest shit I've seen in a while. Audiophilia is a mental disorder.
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