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Post by Boozin' Susan on Apr 5, 2020 21:48:34 GMT
What the hell? So lazy you can’t even pick up a mouse trap yourself? Myke: So, he-man, woman-hating MYKE is afraid of a dead mouse... WYMP might be a more apt name for the asshole.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2020 23:48:34 GMT
What the hell? So lazy you can’t even pick up a mouse trap yourself? Myke: So, he-man, woman-hating MYKE is afraid of a dead mouse... WYMP might be a more apt name for the asshole. I’m thinking more along the lines that he is still reusing these things instead of just throwing them away. Cheap ass probably won’t buy new because he blew his wad on Bellman records.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Apr 6, 2020 6:35:43 GMT
Or that he believes all wildlife carry the virus and is afraid he’ll croak before the next Bellman boxset is released (which won’t happen as the world’s only vinyl lacquer factory burned down).
2020, is not MYKE’s year.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Apr 6, 2020 10:44:33 GMT
Has it only been a year? I don't remember the time before CHRYS bought MYKE that turntable.
If MYKE has been dumping his shit on his son since his kid was five, you know MYKE's offspring resents the fuck out of him.
Also the image of MYKE accidentally gluing himself to a dead rat while trying to dispose of the trap himself is an image that brings me joy.
Has the cemetery been gentrified?
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 6, 2020 11:29:51 GMT
Or that he believes all wildlife carry the virus and is afraid he’ll croak before the next Bellman boxset is released (which won’t happen as the world’s only vinyl lacquer factory burned down). 2020, is not MYKE’s year. Well, now Tigers in the Bronx Zoo have it, so maybe he's not totally off.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Apr 6, 2020 12:21:34 GMT
Oh no! Has anyone heard from Tymmy?
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 10, 2020 15:28:09 GMT
OOP Paul Revere & The Raiders Collector's Choice Complete Columbia Singles Still Available !
Thanks, Helpy Helperson!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2020 15:59:53 GMT
The sign of achievement and acceptance: when MYKE sends you a question asked by someone else.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Apr 10, 2020 20:18:53 GMT
While you're at it, MYKE, direct him to Hoofy's 1984 "Gary U.S. Bonds" ceedee. And save some pussy for the rest of us!
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Post by essayceedee on Apr 10, 2020 22:23:10 GMT
He’s one of the saddest starfuckers ever.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Apr 10, 2020 22:40:20 GMT
He’s one of the saddest starfuckers ever. We obviously have different definitions of "star". Of course, now that Ed King is dead, he needs someone else to latch on to.
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Post by UDII on Apr 10, 2020 23:21:11 GMT
He’s one of the saddest starfuckers ever. We obviously have different definitions of "star". Of course, now that Ed King is dead, he needs someone else to latch on to. It is Blackberry Smoke now baby. Vinyl or Blu-ray only of course.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 10, 2020 23:22:07 GMT
He’s one of the saddest starfuckers ever. We obviously have different definitions of "star". Of course, now that Ed King is dead, he needs someone else to latch on to. Mark doesn't seem to be the Muslim-hatin'-Trump-lover that Ed was.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 10, 2020 23:26:57 GMT
Who the fuck is Mark Lindsay? Why can't MYKE forward it directly to Paul Revere?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2020 1:32:43 GMT
Mooserfan:
MYKE:
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