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Post by Chicken in Black on Jan 7, 2018 9:31:01 GMT
Well, now I seem to remember it was more self-banning, at a time MYKE had bought too many records, and he started to use the account he had made up for his son, so he wouldn’t be tempted to buy too much stuff. Or something like that. Remember that I’m under Vicodin, and I can barely speak of stuff like the 6-year-old grandson having a marked and totally spontaneous preference for Blu-ray over DVD.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jan 7, 2018 13:03:33 GMT
Well, now I seem to remember it was more self-banning, at a time MYKE had bought too many records, and he started to use the account he had made up for his son, so he wouldn’t be tempted to buy too much stuff. Or something like that. Remember that I’m under Vicodin, and I can barely speak of stuff like the 6-year-old grandson having a marked and totally spontaneous preference for Blu-ray over DVD. You must be poating from your car or else you'd look it up.
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Post by audiopro on Jan 7, 2018 13:52:29 GMT
Diccktated but not read.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Jan 7, 2018 22:35:59 GMT
Well, now I seem to remember it was more self-banning, at a time MYKE had bought too many records, and he started to use the account he had made up for his son, so he wouldn’t be tempted to buy too much stuff. Or something like that. Remember that I’m under Vicodin, and I can barely speak of stuff like the 6-year-old grandson having a marked and totally spontaneous preference for Blu-ray over DVD. You must be poating from your car or else you'd look it up. I'm just too lazy to browse Archive.org.
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Post by UDII on Jan 8, 2018 0:17:34 GMT
It was in the 'Which is better, Side One of NUTHIN' FANCY or Side Two?' thread. I've never seen a human being so enraged. Must have been some thread. There's no sign of it anymore over there. Do you know what set him off? (Not knowing Lynyrd Skynyrd at all (except that they seem to be the band of choice for Confederate-flag-waving rednecks), why doesn't it surprise me MYKE is a fan?) He disappeared for a while after a poat he made regarding Michael J Fox's battle with Parkinson's and his continuation of the acting career. MYKE posted something along the lines of "thank goodness he is not a surgeon or a mohel". Next thing you know that thread was cleansed and CHRYS's post totals went up for a few weeks.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 10, 2018 8:04:05 GMT
All this talk about MYKE’s son but you’re forgetting the family line doesn’t end there, as revealed in a ZZ Top thread, when someone accused MYKE of being snarky he said:
“I don’t do ‘snarky’, I’m a grandfather!”
Well, that explains it.
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Post by audiopro on Jan 10, 2018 17:54:10 GMT
Assuming snarky is American for sarcastic, that doesn't follow. My father is a grandfather several times over, and he's the most relentlessly sarcastic bastard I've ever met.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 10, 2018 18:10:12 GMT
Turns out MYKE is also a fat cunt to boot. In the thread “how did you meet your other half” he writes:
“It was late 1980, I was a carpet cleaner, and my coworker and I decided to stop for lunch. We agreed on Arby's, and proceeded into the nearest location. A poster featuring Laurel, and Hardy to promote their newest sandwich, on the glass, caught my eye. When we stepped up to order, I wanted to try this newest concoction. We've been together ever since. 37 years so far.”
Then posts a photo of a cheeseburger.
Hilarious.
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Post by screendump on Jan 10, 2018 23:07:24 GMT
Trust MYKE to turn a carpet cleaner ordering a burger into a parody of Mickey Spillane.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Jan 11, 2018 6:11:17 GMT
Turns out MYKE is also a fat cunt to boot. Now why am I not surprised? MYKE is the All-American Obese Asshole...
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Post by Flat Transfer on Jan 11, 2018 10:50:37 GMT
Fat MYKE and his doofus son.
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Post by daved on Jan 11, 2018 12:33:01 GMT
There is my answer to "who the fuck would buy one of these stupid posters and hang it in their house?".
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 11, 2018 13:01:49 GMT
Why has he got a model of the Eiffel Tower (not to mention a pointy hat with stars)? Maybe they take it turns sticking it up each other arses.
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Post by daved on Jan 11, 2018 13:10:07 GMT
I have never in my life heard Black Oak Arkansas.....
OMFG
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 11, 2018 13:22:55 GMT
I thought that was Gary Glitter and Buster from Arrested Development at first.
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