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Post by mintyjackhole on Aug 4, 2020 2:27:22 GMT
Fuck that guy sideways!
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Aug 5, 2020 6:48:25 GMT
I hope the Covid is drilling itself deep into jeat's fat corpuscles at this very moment. It takes a while to get through the layers.
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Post by Aural Relations on Aug 6, 2020 14:50:45 GMT
Tough guy in his Todd Rundgren flower shirt don't need no stinkin' mask, he ain't no pansy.
These fucking losers were gasping for air even before COVID.
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Post by antiram on Aug 6, 2020 16:22:04 GMT
Actually Joe's career has been on a real upswing. He has joined the cast of "Talk More Talk", the world's largest podcast devoted only to the solo Beatles. He had lobbied hard for the gig, leaving comments about arcana on their videos until they heaved him aboard. On the first podcast, someone -I won't say who- posted "Dump Joe!" in the comments section, bait which Joe swallowed down like a cheeseburger coated in Velveeta. He left a lengthy screed, full of F-bombs, paranoid assumptions, ad hominem attacks, boasts of intellectual superiority, reference to Hoofer's, and weird strawmen arguments before degenerating into a mess of poor grammar that made little sense. I wish I had had the foresight to screencap it, but I was doing something else and the fat bastard (or somebody) deleted it by the time I returned. Since then, he has been living large, enjoying the life of a celebrity that turns to him for insight on all things Beatles, delivered with Fred Flintstone's sense of humor. Here is Big Joe, one of the Beatles of Solo Beatles at last... In Matters of Expertise, we have the lady who wrote an e-Book about deep cuts of the Beatles the world needs to hear again, and a similar book on Michael Jackson. The grizzled guy in the lower left is the boss of this podcast, and hosts the Rhode Island indie station edition of a Breakfast with the Beatles knockoff show. He fucking likes every single little doodoo turd the Beatles ever made in their godforsaken solo years, and gets visibly riled when anyone goes so far as to say "I'd rate it middle of the pack in the solo Beatles canon" about anything. The guy standing in front of framed McCartney albums spanning his whole career is the host of Two Legs, a solo McCartney only podcast (and one fucking boring mumblefest; everyone loves everything, but nobody is articulate enough to offer even the slightest insight into why...) Into this milieu steps Joe. Authoritative, opinionated but smart enough not to pan anything in front of the bossman, plain spoken, loud... He has not only joined the cream of the cream, he dominates them. At some point though, the Breakfast with the Beatles ripoff guy (who is on the radio, after all) will take him aside and say "Joe, we can't have you insinuating that Sometime in New York City was "dreary in parts". It is a gift John left us in his short time alive, it is Beatle music, and we must respect it... " Joe, coward that he is, will acquiesce. No, as much as I would like to report that Joe has gone the way of James McCartney or even Doug Sulpy, I have to report that he is happier than a pig in shit, at the top of his game, basking in new admiration, and seems to have been eating well. This is why I keep telling people, there is no such thing as karma. Except that it is a pretty narrow prison he is in...so maybe karma has something to it, I dunno.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Aug 6, 2020 18:27:39 GMT
Covid can't come fast enough for Jeats. To be fair he's such a loud and belligerent asswipe that people must give him wide berth that he won't infect anyone. Except for those record store cretins. I hope the homeless guy is the only one standing.
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Post by daved on Aug 6, 2020 18:30:16 GMT
The guy in the Ringo shirt looks like he's living in Fox Mulder's office.
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Post by mudflapslim on Aug 6, 2020 21:28:25 GMT
The guy in the Ringo shirt looks like he's living in Fox Mulder's office. The truth is out there: Solo Beatles Suck Shit!
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Aug 6, 2020 21:33:53 GMT
Instead of buying cases of Ram, they look like they should be buying cases of Ban.
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Post by braindead on Aug 7, 2020 12:01:20 GMT
That is one sad collection of Beatards. Fucking hell. I keep expecting John Morris to appear in view.....
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Post by braindead on Aug 7, 2020 12:10:24 GMT
That Sgt Pepper appearing on screen screencap was the funniest.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Aug 7, 2020 12:10:45 GMT
I liked it better before I clicked the video and I thought the lady had a plant growing out of her head. I skipped to roughly the middle. Heard Jeats say it sounded really good, then plant lady say, well Psul McCartney was going for something more subtle with Kisses On The Bottom," and I heard enough.
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Post by daved on Aug 13, 2020 11:44:45 GMT
This lady is out there. Wonder how many times Jeets has pulled his pud watching her videos?
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Post by braindead on Aug 13, 2020 12:03:28 GMT
I thought it was about time for some more Jeatle japes. In a recent live chat, I told Joe that my little boy was a recent convert to the Beatles and loved listening along to his wonderful videos. In fact, m'boy was so enamoured of him that he'd gone to the trouble of making a little video of Joe with the Fabs. Naturally, he'd be delighted if Joe took a look and gave him a 'shout out' live on air. I caught Joe's live reaction as his likeness came on screen: Definitely worth 5 mins on MS Paint. Unfortunately, I wasn't recording when I mentioned my son is 35. This is still so funny, never fails to make me smile.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Aug 13, 2020 12:42:50 GMT
This lady is out there. Wonder how many times Jeets has pulled his pud watching her videos? He’s made a video with her:
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Post by daved on Aug 13, 2020 13:33:52 GMT
Right on cue:
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