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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2018 21:18:45 GMT
I think the Wizard of Oz stuff has been deleted, I can’t find it. I remember on the old Stereo central forum it was discussed, when I just lurked here for all the laughs!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2018 21:33:19 GMT
This is hilarious, believing that he is the only one in the world who has the name “Steve Hoffman.” Whatever happened to his claim of seeing the preview version of The Wizard of Oz that someone owns with all the deleted scenes intact? I looked for that on the forum and can’t find it anymore but at one time he was bragging about it, and how MGM has no interest in the footage and wants to person to store it for them. That's one of the most hilariously ludicrous claims I've yet seen. Now I just gotta find it, provided it hasn't been scrubbed.
God, what an ass-hat!
Not the same one I remember but I did find this gem: Hoofy said: Hoofy: apilecole: forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/the-restored-wizard-of-oz.107188/
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Post by Chicken in Black on Jun 14, 2018 21:54:05 GMT
He basically adapted the more established rumor about the Judy Garland version of A Star Is Born. Some private collector, Michael Arick, reportedly has it, but he won't share it with Warner as he didn't receive proper screen credits when he supplied them with the integral cut of A Streetcar Named Desire. www.thejudyroom.com/asib/asib-article.htmlRemember it's from a Judy Garland fan site. You can't trust everything they say. She was like a 50s version of Olivia.
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Post by Soul Pinata on Jun 14, 2018 22:00:32 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2018 22:08:08 GMT
If and when they ever get it I hope Vidiot gets his hands out of pants long enough to transfer and then share all the gory details.
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Post by Soul Pinata on Jun 14, 2018 22:20:25 GMT
Then there's the evolving story of the British print..
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Post by Wanklein on Jun 14, 2018 22:35:06 GMT
I also had a look for that poat but could not find it.
Hoofer is obsessed with The Wizard of Twat though - in every single thread about it he writes some complete shite about technicolor.
I did like this poat though where STeVe tells the SHiTes how he committed an illegal act by projecting his old British nitrate IB Tech print of OZ.
How is this illegal unless it contains some rancid beastialty between that lion and the tin man?
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Post by Wanklein on Jun 14, 2018 22:36:34 GMT
Oops a bit of cross duplication there.
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Post by rgingersoll on Jun 14, 2018 23:17:00 GMT
I've never really looked around the 'visual arts' forum over there but it's nice to see that Daddy's game of incredulous bullshit knows no bounds. Is there anything he doesn't know everything about? What a very stable genius he must be.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2018 23:20:08 GMT
I wonder if the Symbionese Liberation Army was really at Hoofy’s radio station to kidnap him to get his film print of Oz?
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Jun 14, 2018 23:56:07 GMT
There’s a book called A Thousand Cuts which is about film collectors/preservationists/hoarders. Some of those people could give the SHiTes lessons. But yeah, STeVEs stories are kind of an agalamation of various legends.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Jun 15, 2018 5:10:45 GMT
He basically adapted the more established rumor about the Judy Garland version of A Star Is Born. Some private collector, Michael Arick, reportedly has it, but he won't share it with Warner as he didn't receive proper screen credits when he supplied them with the integral cut of A Streetcar Named Desire. www.thejudyroom.com/asib/asib-article.htmlRemember it's from a Judy Garland fan site. You can't trust everything they say. She was like a 50s version of Olivia. There's a SHiTE named "Lawrence Schulman", I believe, who is some kind of Judy Garland fanatic- like Bobby Morrow has Olivia Newton John, Larry has Judy. I'm sure he could put paid to some of these claims Steve is making.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Jun 15, 2018 5:12:24 GMT
Never even mind the dubious story about McCartney coming over to Steve's house. What really stretches the story way past the point of anything near to being believable is the idea of McCartney actually sitting down and listening to the entirety of Wings at the Speed of Sound. I bet he hardly did that when the thing was made, much less years later. And even if Paul did listen to it he probably did so the way anybody else could ever sit through that entire album- with a big fucking joint in his hand. And even some primo BC Bud can't even improve Speed Of Sound...
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Post by Brick Wall on Jun 16, 2018 0:08:06 GMT
Great job, gentlemen. Well done with the research. Those are some of the most preposterous, ridiculous and downright funny poats ever by the Tonmeister. But one of the most revealing insights into reality was around the time Kevin Gray evidently finally had enough of Hooofbag's horse shit and threw his ass out of Cohearant studio.
The stage is set.
Steve Hoffman, the maestro. The be-all and end-all of the remasterbating business is suddenly a free agent. Years of self-aggrandizing have raised expectations to a fever pitch among the faithful. It can only be a matter of hours before one of the major labels in the biz seizes the opportunity and snaps up the now available grand master of 'em all, y'all.
But it didn't happen.
Instead, the addled dickhead posted an inquiry on his forum to his dipshit nutsack-nuzzlers asking THEM for suggestions for a new studio in El Lay. A Hallmark moment. Not realizing for a moment what that poat actually signified. In one insightful instant it showed everyone - providing half a brain was present - exactly what reality looked like. The unfortunate real world in which Hooofbag is a fucking nobody. Worse - a nobody who no one gives a fuck about, then or now.
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Post by aggressivebeta on Jun 16, 2018 0:44:57 GMT
2 and 3 I can believe, #1 I don't believe for one fucking second. Paul McCartney actually went to Steve's house to hear his Speed Of Sound mastering? Sounds like a vicodin flashback to me... You know 2 didn't happen. Steve Hoffman is an insanely common name that there's no way the clerk automatically assumed he was "THE" Steve Hoffman. The entire point of that false story was to inflate his narcissistic ego with another way of talking himself up to celebrity status while dropping in little nuggets to illustrate his contempt for French people. Reminds me of that time he and Marshall got caught steeling tapes from Ray Charles and Steve displayed his contempt for the blind by talking about how hilarious it was that the blind guy was yelling at the wall instead of them
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