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Post by Chicken in Black on Nov 27, 2021 21:25:35 GMT
It's the most wonderful time of the year With grown-ass men shaking and crying About what could have been John's career It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the Chap-Chappiest season of all With brand new Imagine vinyl pressings When Shites come to brawl It's the Chap-Chappiest season of all
There'll be threads for boasting Strat Mangler shit posting And YouToob videos by Jeatleboe There'll be "thinking of John" stories And tales of the glories of Dead Beatles who had gone solo
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Nov 27, 2021 22:11:08 GMT
And no Yoko Ono.
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Post by GeddyLeePierce on Nov 27, 2021 23:34:35 GMT
Still hugging her in my dreams I think she knows it too.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Nov 28, 2021 0:08:57 GMT
She would have been featured in another verse, but I need help for English rhymes and I preferred to stop before I was totally out of inspiration.
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CarnivalOfLightFan050167
Sir Ringo
"I just want an ergonomic method of shoving beef in my mouth." - Dave-O aka Dilly Dipshit
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Post by CarnivalOfLightFan050167 on Nov 28, 2021 0:09:09 GMT
Bloodied papers, Monkberry Moon Devine A good cocaine line, follows the stars The Penis and Yoko are alright tonight
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Nov 28, 2021 0:32:39 GMT
She would have been featured in another verse, but I need help for English rhymes and I preferred to stop before I was totally out of inspiration. It's all good, just trying to help.
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Post by coddiwomple on Dec 4, 2021 12:43:41 GMT
The Penis and Yoko are alright tonight That’s what I chant every night at bedtime.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Dec 7, 2021 23:29:59 GMT
Just making sure I was the first person shaking and crying today.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 7, 2021 23:58:09 GMT
Four minutes to go where I am and I'm already shaking.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Dec 8, 2021 0:48:47 GMT
Four minutes to go where I am and I'm already shaking. It's been nearly an hour. You better be crying also by now.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Dec 8, 2021 9:51:31 GMT
I’ve been bleeding out my eyes since Lennon’s ghost skull-fucked me at midnight, as is tradition. If you aren’t doing the same, you can’t call yourself a Lennon fan.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2021 13:37:13 GMT
In honor of today I have left my wife for my personal assistant and moved to California.
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Post by mudflapslim on Dec 8, 2021 17:27:59 GMT
In honor of today I have left my wife for my personal assistant and moved to California. Later today I'm going to shoot my neighbor.
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Post by powerpoppackage on Dec 8, 2021 17:50:51 GMT
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Dec 8, 2021 17:54:43 GMT
I'm shaking and crying and shitting and pissing.
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