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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on May 18, 2019 18:02:04 GMT
I love Joey. In the late 1970's I was standing with my friend in Tower Records, Sunset Strip and I saw her walk in the door, alone. She tried to get someone to help her, anyone, but it was too busy, too crowded. I went over to her, asked her if I could help. She looked me over and said " I know you're too young to work here but your hair tells me that you know where everything is. Am I right?" I told her that I knew where everything was many times over and what was she looking for? She needed to desperately find "THE THREE BELLS" by the Browns. I led her (wanted to lead her by the hand but was too shy) over to the Country & Western section and found her the "Best Of The Browns" LP on RCA-Victor. When I handed it to her she sort of squealed and kissed me on the forehead, pranced off to buy it. She was wearing black dancing tights and I watched her go all the way to the counter and out the door. No one else even blinked, the sillies. That's my one and only JOEY story.. Of course, people were pretty jaded at that Tower. I saw Stevie Nicks in there and no one blinked either. I saw the ENTIRE band BADFINGER in there as well and I was the only one who made any kind of fuss...
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Post by cockledge on May 18, 2019 18:19:05 GMT
When I handed it to her she sort of squealed and kissed me on the forehead
"Give it a try, it's like kissing a peanut!"
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Felonious Spunk
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Post by Felonious Spunk on May 18, 2019 18:26:50 GMT
No lunch, no sale.
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Post by mintyjackhole on May 18, 2019 18:36:02 GMT
Ah, he's made up better. Hoofy's getting lazy. Hopefully next time he tells it there might be some vintage gear involved or more old timey slang.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2019 19:08:09 GMT
I bet when both went their separate ways neither one had minty undies anymore.
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daved
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Post by daved on May 19, 2019 9:23:15 GMT
In the late 70s Steve was too young to work there. Ok.
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Post by braindead on May 20, 2019 19:23:32 GMT
Who the fuck is Joey Heatherton,seriously?
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Post by graucho on May 20, 2019 21:03:40 GMT
In the late 70s Steve was too young to work there. Ok. My first thought as well. Maybe in the late 70s you had to be over 30 to work at a store.
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Post by krabapple on May 20, 2019 21:34:33 GMT
And then she yelled "I wanna BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!"
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Flat Transfer
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Post by Flat Transfer on May 20, 2019 22:13:20 GMT
Here's how it really happened.
STeVE's father took him out shopping in the early 1990s. Gave him some extra money on top of his weekly allowance. STEVE bought a neat THREE DOG NIGHT ceedee that day. Then he saw JOEY HEATHERTON on a TV show. Gave him a neat boner. The End.
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Post by hoofyflipflops on May 20, 2019 22:21:15 GMT
How can I not? He was there and I wasn't...right??
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daved
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Post by daved on May 21, 2019 0:12:24 GMT
And then she yelled "I wanna BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!" BahahahahHhH Classic SEcond City
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on May 21, 2019 11:17:04 GMT
This was before most of you existed.
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Post by Brick Wall on May 21, 2019 12:01:55 GMT
The hell you say.
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Post by hoofyflipflops on May 21, 2019 20:04:40 GMT
The hell you say. I'm fairly astute, and I had to look her up because no one but Hoffy gives a shit.
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