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Post by Burnie ‘ceedee’ Grungeman on Mar 7, 2024 2:21:14 GMT
Laughing at the recent SHiTV refugees desperate for Beatles content contributing to this thread. You know who you are. My god you’re boring.
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Post by idontpostthere on Mar 9, 2024 16:56:20 GMT
How can anyone have that much money and still have hair like that, and not know how to dress well?
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Post by graucho on Mar 9, 2024 17:19:05 GMT
How can anyone have that much money and still have hair like that, and not know how to dress well? There are people who apparently dress 'well' in Hello Magazine, all over the internet but look as plastic as Eric Carmen. There are programmers who earn truckloads , throw their money away on chinz and expensive , Star Wars collectables, and dress like James. I don't think any of these is worse than the other, but as a whole it doesn't cease to amaze me.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 9, 2024 17:47:25 GMT
Money can't buy taste.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Mar 9, 2024 18:53:57 GMT
Paul has had a few poorly judged liftings plus had for years a terrible dye job.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 9, 2024 23:20:23 GMT
Paul McCartney dyed in 1966
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Post by idontpostthere on Mar 10, 2024 9:49:21 GMT
How can anyone have that much money and still have hair like that, and not know how to dress well? There are people who apparently dress 'well' in Hello Magazine, all over the internet but look as plastic as Eric Carmen. It's not about money, and it's even not about fashion as such. it's about knowing to unbutton your jacket so you don't look like Billy Bunter. Knowing when to give up on your long hair, I'm not talking about $300 hair cuts, a bottle of conditioner really doesn't cost that much. Unless of course he's going for the 'I've Given Up' look as a political statement? Wonder if he's a vegetarian?
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Post by The Discerning Consumer on Mar 10, 2024 15:48:02 GMT
Makes me glad I stopped drinking when I did. Damn, James!
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Post by antiram on Mar 12, 2024 4:55:20 GMT
Having put perhaps the most thorough research done by any Big Macca Junior scholar in the world into the career and life of master James McCartney, I will speculate the following reasons for why he is a slob:
1. He's fat. Let's face it. A nice suit looks great on someone who is ripped, or at least has a relatively low BMI. Once you slip into a BMI over 30%, anything you wear is gonna look sloppy. 2. He sweats a lot. People who sweat a lot really can't wear neckties. Once the knot gets wet with sweat, it becomes a bitch to unknot. If you can tie a decent Windsor knot, you might avoid this problem to a degree. James doesn't look like a fellow who can tie a Windsor knot. 3. He's a former (I am giving him the benefit of the doubt) junkie. Junkiedom sows slovenly habits. 4. He's a young bachelor, out and about town. Well, he's a bachelor, anyway. At 47, I suppose he isn't quite so young anymore. And he's seldom about town; he's kind of a massive shut-in. Since the chicks don't seem very interested in him, despite his famous daddy and the family's eye-watering wealth, no need to dress up. 5. Some kind of debilitating autism. I throw no shade at any autists out there; frankly it is useful to have some autism. But James seems to have a triple helping of it. Therefore, he has almost zero self-awareness, and even if a handler tells him to tuck in his shirt, he barely comprehends what she's telling him. 6. Paternal resentment. James promotes dad all the time, telling people how great the Beatles were. But there seems to be a seething pique underneath it all. I still think the time daddy gate-crashed James' solo show at the art gallery with Ron Wood and took over the show speaks volumes about their dynamic. Paul sees James as the son he had such high hopes for, but who turned out a little retarded. He tried to prop the kid up with some kind of career, but nothing really took and now he seldom bothers. I think James' slobbiness is partly a reaction to the well-dressed dad and partly a subliminal "I don't want to be doing this" to the public. 7. That mug of his. I don't know how it is possible, but he managed to acquire the worst possible genes from each parent. In some ways, he is the spitting image of both parents, but in an alternate universe where they are a couple of chubby gingers with borderline Down's syndrome. (Not knocking people with Down's syndrome either, many of whom are more handsome than our James)
Add all that up, and you get the sloppy guy we all know and love. I imagine he leaves his dirty laundry strewn all over the room of his house (which may well still be in daddy's house), isn't keen on showers, and has never seen an iron.
The nice thing about having a billionaire dad, especially one who made his billions while stoned every day, is that you can just kind of ignore the world and skip life, if you are so inclined. James has that inclination, I suspect.
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Post by audiopro on Mar 12, 2024 11:58:23 GMT
Has anybody else noticed how much Sean Lennon and James McCartney are starting to resemble Mal Evans?
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Post by bradman on Mar 12, 2024 15:18:12 GMT
PLOT TWIST
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 12, 2024 16:24:52 GMT
"Mal, come impregnate me wife"
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Mar 12, 2024 16:47:24 GMT
Nah, I agree with antiram, James looks like Paul with Down syndrome.
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Post by essayceedee on Mar 12, 2024 16:53:08 GMT
Those buttons are holding on for dear life.
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Post by The 801 on Mar 12, 2024 20:43:48 GMT
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
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