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Post by audiopro on Feb 19, 2021 2:12:06 GMT
Irving Azoff has taken control of The Beach Boys. FBI door kicking-in in search of the Pet Sounds master to follow.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Feb 19, 2021 10:23:03 GMT
That's sad. That means that Mike Love will need to get some approval if he wants the band to play Mar-A-Lago again.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Feb 19, 2021 12:51:43 GMT
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Post by hugofuguzev on Feb 19, 2021 12:54:14 GMT
That's sad. That means that Mike Love will need to get some approval if he wants the band to play Mar-A-Lago again. If it'll turn a buck or two, Irving will go for it...this is Irving Azoff we're talking about here. |
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Post by bad gateway on Feb 19, 2021 16:32:24 GMT
It seems like a decent retirement plan for them, but also holy shit they want to make a Beach Boys restaurantDenny's shareholders beware. |
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Post by daved on Feb 19, 2021 16:46:13 GMT
Can't wait for the Brian Wilson's Fried Brains and Onions. |
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Post by powerpoppackage on Feb 19, 2021 17:10:45 GMT
Is this going to be some cheeseball '50's by way of "Grease" diner that plays "I Get Around" on an endless loop? Yeah, that will rake in the bucks from the kids.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Feb 19, 2021 19:37:28 GMT
The section about the VR stuff is particularly ludicrous.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Feb 19, 2021 20:43:38 GMT
It’ll be like the Peach Pit from Beverly Hills 90120 but all the patrons will be fat bald guys in their 60s in leather coats stinking of piss and clutching waifer thin plastic bags full of vinyls they “scored” at a record fair.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Feb 19, 2021 20:58:50 GMT
It’ll be like the Peach Pit from Beverly Hills 90120 but all the patrons will be fat bald guys in their 60s in leather coats stinking of piss and clutching waifer thin plastic bags full of vinyls they “scored” at a record fair. Hey now. I’m not in my 60s. |
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Post by mudflapslim on Feb 19, 2021 21:26:43 GMT
It’ll be like the Peach Pit from Beverly Hills 90120 but all the patrons will be fat bald guys in their 60s in leather coats stinking of piss and clutching waifer thin plastic bags full of vinyls they “scored” at a record fair. Hey now. I’m not in my 60s. And I'm not bald. |
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Post by essayceedee on Feb 19, 2021 22:34:12 GMT
Oh man, I have so many ideas for signature dishes at that groovy restaurant...
The God Only Knows Burger: mystery meat and floor scrapings (if you can guess the animal that makes up the majority of that day's catch, you get half off)
California Squirrels: deep-fried squirrel tenders covered in a creamy avocado sauce
Bluebirds Over My Hammy: this place won't be around long enough for the Denny's lawyers to find out anyway
Wild Honey & Bourbon Steak Shooters: I have no idea what this would be but it sounds like chain restaurant crap
Be True To Your Mule: either a Moscow Mule or horse-meat casserole thing
Little Mousse Poop: chocolate mousse in the shape of a giant pile of shit
Surf & Turf's Up: self-explanatory
Koko-Loko-Mo: hot chocolate spiked with Four Loko
Stabbin' Essence: kill your own meal
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Feb 19, 2021 23:04:31 GMT
Student Dem Castration, Thyme:
Freshly severed testicles of pinko snowflakes on liberal arts courses served in a fragrant herb sauce.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Feb 19, 2021 23:36:37 GMT
Oh man, I have so many ideas for signature dishes at that groovy restaurant... The God Only Knows Burger: mystery meat and floor scrapings (if you can guess the animal that makes up the majority of that day's catch, you get half off) California Squirrels: deep-fried squirrel tenders covered in a creamy avocado sauce Bluebirds Over My Hammy: this place won't be around long enough for the Denny's lawyers to find out anyway Wild Honey & Bourbon Steak Shooters: I have no idea what this would be but it sounds like chain restaurant crap Be True To Your Mule: either a Moscow Mule or horse-meat casserole thing Little Mousse Poop: chocolate mousse in the shape of a giant pile of shit Surf & Turf's Up: self-explanatory Koko-Loko-Mo: hot chocolate spiked with Four Loko Stabbin' Essence: kill your own meal You had me at Little Mousse Poop. |
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Post by daved on Feb 20, 2021 0:26:22 GMT
Jamie Oliver lost his empire, but yeah, let’s open a Beach Boys restaurant!
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