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Post by Potsie Hoofman on May 22, 2021 12:18:47 GMT
Inspired by Kossoff is God's poat in the 'cretin' thread. We all know how horribly treated and oppressed white folks are and have always been. So I was thinking about some scenes in this new mini series we would see. A few ideas:
*Poor white guy has to wait on line at RSD and doesn't get his colored vinyl copy of "Reg Strikes Back".
*Getting stopped for doing 95 on the freeway. Doesn't get a ticket, but is tired of this police harassment.
*Is told to stop using racial slurs, even as a 'joke'.
*USPS doesn't use a whiplash mailer and has to wait an extra 6 hours for his Allman Bros. LP.
I know being beaten and sold and murdered by police for hundreds of years doesn't come close to the examples listed above, but I would love to see an all-white remake of Roots.
Anyone else have any ideas?
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Post by Mediocrates on May 22, 2021 14:16:58 GMT
*Heard two people speaking in a different language - they could clearly see I was standing nearby.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on May 22, 2021 16:23:17 GMT
Starring Gina Carano as Kunta Karen.
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Post by NeverHeardOfEm on May 22, 2021 16:33:25 GMT
The Mexican guys won't serve my unmasked fat ass an Italian beef sandwich that I obviously need to ward off starvation.
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Post by rgingersoll on May 22, 2021 18:07:23 GMT
*Heard two people speaking in a different language - they could clearly see I was standing nearby. I have a relative who made this exact statement a couple of years ago. She's dead now but the rest of the family who wholeheartedly agree with her shock & anger are still wasting valuable resources. "How long, oh Lord, how long?" |
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on May 22, 2021 19:40:57 GMT
And also starring Jabba the Hut as Donald Trump.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on May 22, 2021 19:44:00 GMT
The Mexican guys won't serve my unmasked fat ass an Italian beef sandwich that I obviously need to ward off starvation. This can be used as the trailer. We need a voice over talent. Anyone got Dilly's number? |
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on May 22, 2021 22:45:57 GMT
We could have Vidiot do the color correcting, too. This project is really taking off!
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Post by hoffa_nagila on May 23, 2021 5:54:56 GMT
STeVE's kids can star as the children seen in a 5 second crowd shot. Make sure craft service has some good food on deck for STeVE to munch on during the shoot.
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Post by PacificOceanSpew on Jan 23, 2022 14:40:34 GMT
Chicken George will be played by Andy Dick.
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Jan 26, 2022 19:27:24 GMT
We need a scene where our white guy goes to buy a new car, but there's no CD player in it. Only bluetooth. No CD's at all. So our white guy says, "No CD player, no sale!" and gets in his 2008 Dodge Durango and drives off, while we pan back to the saleswoman, who wipes a tear from her eye and says, "That may be the last man I ever meet with integrity, and now I'll never have his babies."
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