fatwad's fraud

hoofyflipflops
Dead Beatle

Got Vicodin?

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fatwad's fraud Jul 11, 2023 15:47:37 GMT via mobile

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Post by hoofyflipflops on Jul 11, 2023 15:47:37 GMT

From this shiteyville classic of 'oh noes, my rekkid isn't absolutely perfect - what should I do!?', fatwad666 recommends using the USPS in committing fraud until your rekkids are PURRRFECT AND PRISTINE :

Here’s a trick I’ve done - I highly recommend it. If you can smash the record in a convincing way so that it shatters - take a photo of the result. Claim it happened in the mail and they must send a pristine new copy. Repeat until satisfied. I call it my “recipe for success”. YMMV

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Last Edit: Jul 11, 2023 15:47:54 GMT by hoofyflipflops

Hoof-hoofy flip flops, fuck it - hit your bitch in my socks;
This a big watch, diamond drippin' off of the clock...

Boozin' Susan
Better than Steve

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fatwad's fraud Jul 11, 2023 20:51:23 GMT

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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jul 11, 2023 20:51:23 GMT

Jul 11, 2023 15:47:37 GMT hoofyflipflops said:

From this shiteyville classic of 'oh noes, my rekkid isn't absolutely perfect - what should I do!?', fatwad666 recommends using the USPS in committing fraud until your rekkids are PURRRFECT AND PRISTINE :

Here’s a trick I’ve done - I highly recommend it. If you can smash the record in a convincing way so that it shatters - take a photo of the result. Claim it happened in the mail and they must send a pristine new copy. Repeat until satisfied. I call it my “recipe for success”. YMMV

forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/what-should-i-do-uhqr-pressing-of-steely-dans-cant-buy-a-thrill-issue.1179074/#post-32416362

Where’s Newman when you need him?

graucho
Sir Macca

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fatwad's fraud Jul 11, 2023 22:00:33 GMT

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Post by graucho on Jul 11, 2023 22:00:33 GMT

Jul 11, 2023 15:47:37 GMT hoofyflipflops said:

From this shiteyville classic of 'oh noes, my rekkid isn't absolutely perfect - what should I do!?', fatwad666 recommends using the USPS in committing fraud until your rekkids are PURRRFECT AND PRISTINE :

Here’s a trick I’ve done - I highly recommend it. If you can smash the record in a convincing way so that it shatters - take a photo of the result. Claim it happened in the mail and they must send a pristine new copy. Repeat until satisfied. I call it my “recipe for success”. YMMV

forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/what-should-i-do-uhqr-pressing-of-steely-dans-cant-buy-a-thrill-issue.1179074/#post-32416362

"hi I'm a vinyl nerd AND a sociopath"

Last Edit: Jul 11, 2023 22:01:36 GMT by graucho

hoofyflipflops Dead Beatle Got Vicodin? Posts: 923	fatwad's fraud Jul 11, 2023 23:01:46 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hoofyflipflops on Jul 11, 2023 23:01:46 GMT I mean, and he has absolutely no plex on it, either - you can tell, he doesn't even see that it's fucking FRAUD
	Hoof-hoofy flip flops, fuck it - hit your bitch in my socks; This a big watch, diamond drippin' off of the clock...

Post by hoofyflipflops on Jul 11, 2023 15:47:37 GMT

Post by Boozin' Susan on Jul 11, 2023 20:51:23 GMT

Post by graucho on Jul 11, 2023 22:00:33 GMT

Post by hoofyflipflops on Jul 11, 2023 23:01:46 GMT