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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on Jan 20, 2024 1:46:16 GMT
If Scruffy and Tatters wasn’t enough cooking the dogs had me on the floor roaring 🤣
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jan 20, 2024 2:50:49 GMT
Papa, has it been 30 years? #menopausaloldliar
I can remember onl y one good thing that happened. After the initial 6.7 quake, standing in the middle of ritzy Archwood St. in the dark, holding my balls (I call them Scruffy and Tatters), one under each neck wattle, 4:32 AM. I was in my naked turkey-necked glory but who cared? I looked up and saw.....The Milky Way. Not your Milky Way. You have to be rich to see this one. No lights anywhere in Los Angeles except on my Vespa and the night sky was amazing. I saw shooting stars, a zeppelin, birds, planes, swamp gas, John Glenn, everything. I am consumed in lies. Other than that, it sucked for the peasants. Most of the Perrier water was gone in our 2x Ozempic size neck vulva-shaped swimming pool. What was left we used for cooking the dogs for the next few days. No power but for some reason the housekeeper remained to wipe my butt and I was OK. My posh office at DCC Redundant Compact Classics in fancy Northridge was trashed. Yikes! My old neighborhood in Sherman Oaks was pretty well shit. My house in West Hills was spared from ellipsis's.. My girlfriend du jour at the time (bippy-betting Ruth Buzzi) had her second floor condom in Sherman Oaks end up right on the first floor. Heh. Just went sailing down, her piano, heart-shaped bed (with her and John Oteri's brother in it) housekeeper and all. Must have been a ellipsis-less fright for her.. Not a great memory but we got through it, Pal. Not that you care. I thought you were my real friends.. A work of art, truly
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Post by mudflapslim on Jan 20, 2024 3:05:36 GMT
The pee dilutes the chlorine.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 20, 2024 3:39:45 GMT
Papa, has it been 30 years? #menopausaloldliar
I can remember onl y one good thing that happened. After the initial 6.7 quake, standing in the middle of ritzy Archwood St. in the dark, holding my balls (I call them Scruffy and Tatters), one under each neck wattle, 4:32 AM. I was in my naked turkey-necked glory but who cared? I looked up and saw.....The Milky Way. Not your Milky Way. You have to be rich to see this one. No lights anywhere in Los Angeles except on my Vespa and the night sky was amazing. I saw shooting stars, a zeppelin, birds, planes, swamp gas, John Glenn, everything. I am consumed in lies. Other than that, it sucked for the peasants. Most of the Perrier water was gone in our 2x Ozempic size neck vulva-shaped swimming pool. What was left we used for cooking the dogs for the next few days. No power but for some reason the housekeeper remained to wipe my butt and I was OK. My posh office at DCC Redundant Compact Classics in fancy Northridge was trashed. Yikes! My old neighborhood in Sherman Oaks was pretty well shit. My house in West Hills was spared from ellipsis's.. My girlfriend du jour at the time (bippy-betting Ruth Buzzi) had her second floor condom in Sherman Oaks end up right on the first floor. Heh. Just went sailing down, her piano, heart-shaped bed (with her and John Oteri's brother in it) housekeeper and all. Must have been a ellipsis-less fright for her.. Not a great memory but we got through it, Pal. Not that you care. I thought you were my real friends.. You win the internet for the day! 😂
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 20, 2024 4:23:16 GMT
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bradman
Better than Steve
Posts: 5,159
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Post by bradman on Jan 20, 2024 14:11:51 GMT
The Personal Life entry is great.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 20, 2024 15:11:26 GMT
I don't know how sparky pulls this stuff off, but dammit, he's a national treasure.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 20, 2024 18:59:07 GMT
I don't know how sparky pulls this stuff off, but dammit, he's a national treasure. I am almost as old as Skeev so that helps. Do you folks think he's literally in the first stages of dementia? Imagine being his poor kid on parent-teacher day at school, and Methuselah comes rolling in late, just out of bed:
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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on Jan 20, 2024 19:51:27 GMT
I don’t think it’s dementia as much as the worst case of narcissism on record. To have interests and discussing those interests on occasion is one thing, but to constantly brag about cameras and photography skills yet never once able to share the results of this interest is just one form of “look at me and how special I am.” Anything to get admiration STeVe will do. Why else would he constantly talk and brag about the number of women he has apparently dated and/or went to bed with while having a wife and family? For someone who claims to be “progressive” and always looking to the future STeVe sure spends a lot of his time reliving the past - and the followers just lap it up.
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Post by graucho on Jan 24, 2024 15:49:42 GMT
In a thread about some PM argument:
Steve
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Post by Dewey P. Llama on Jan 24, 2024 15:54:11 GMT
In a thread about some PM argument: Steve Everything is Steve and Steve is everything.
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Sounds.. ago
Amy Grant
This is not a secret club. This is my forum.
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Jan 24, 2024 17:02:58 GMT
In a thread about some PM argument: Steve Ray was yelling, "Who the fuck stole my tapes?!".
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notasoldier
Terry Kath
Lies, lies and more lies...
Posts: 445
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Post by notasoldier on Jan 24, 2024 22:48:54 GMT
In a thread about some PM argument: Steve Ray was yelling, "Who the fuck stole my tapes?!". While Skeek still thinks it's okay to laugh at a blind man.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 25, 2024 2:19:25 GMT
You got the wrong one, baybayyyyyy
Uh huh, uh huh
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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 25, 2024 3:16:40 GMT
Did STEVE ever tell you about lunch with Ray? BBQ po'k sandwiches and strawberry sodas, bucko.
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