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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on Feb 23, 2024 2:48:53 GMT
While the rest of minions eat ours grilled, them there millionaires eat theirs melted. Fuck you, Hoffman.
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Post by masterthief on Feb 23, 2024 2:54:41 GMT
I thought he preferred pastrami sandwiches.
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daved
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Post by daved on Feb 23, 2024 10:25:38 GMT
I missed the “no one knew who he was” line. No, Steve, people knew (did he fucking ask them if they didn’t know?) but normal people let others eat in peace. Not invite themselves over.
He has zero self awareness as to how big of a prick he is.
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Post by Hoof Huffyman on Feb 23, 2024 11:09:51 GMT
I missed the “no one knew who he was” line. No, Steve, people knew (did he fucking ask them if they didn’t know?) but normal people let others eat in peace. Not invite themselves over. He has zero self awareness as to how big of a prick he is. That is, if even a tenth of his "lunch" stories are even true, which they probably aren't. Hoof's minions eat up the stories like the proverbial pastrami sandwich, though. Even when the stories change five times over the course of a decade of retelling. Steve could claim he fucked George Harrison, and even the homophobic Hoffmanites would be enthralled: "Cool, Steve! What did George's come taste like?" Only those who question the Holy Hoffmanites are banned, after all.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 23, 2024 12:15:25 GMT
A few more… Up first, STevE retells the tale of his lunch with Patrick Macnee (see upthread for an earlier version). Subject: Patrick Macnee Told by STeVE on: Oct. 29, 2019 Status of subject on this date: deadPatrick Macnee was introduced to a younger generation as Count Iblis in Battlestar Galactica (and Fred Astaire was Starbuck's father). That's when I met him (and got to hear all about his prostate problems over lunch..) Subject: James Burton, Hal Blaine, Stan Ross, Larry Levine, John Wooden, David Raksin (whose name Stevie-boy got wrong! 😆) Told by STeVE on: Mar. 20, 2019 Status of subjects on this date: alive, dead, dead, dead, dead, deadI actually had breakfast with James Burton once and he had his Tele with him. He opened it and played that solo for us over eggs, no amp or anything. Hal Blaine was there, as Stan Ross and Larry Levine, the two famous Gold Star Studio engineers. It was amazing. Coach John Wooden was there with us as well. Oh, and the movie composer ("Laura") David Raskin. This must have been 2001 or so.A good breakfast that was. There is a pic of this somewhere.. After a SHite takes the bait, Daddy lays it on even thicker (while getting David Raksin’s name wrong twice more! 🤣) Well, I had breakfast every Tuesday with the "Vine Street" gang, including some of the Wrecking Crew and the Gold Star engineers including founder Dave Gold. And Coach ate there as well, as did David Raskin. We all combined to a big table when we found out James was going to be there and it was quite a wonderful breakfast morning, never to be topped, probably. Except when I had an omelette with Brian Wilson at Jerry's Deli once, just him and I. Right around the same time.. It's actually depressing that most of the gang is gone, including Coach, Raskin, Levine, Blaine, Ross, etc. Now I'm depressed. See what STeVE did there? He snuck Brian Wilson’s name into his little story, which set up yet another regurgitation of that old chestnut: Subject: Brian Wilson Told by STeVE on: Mar. 20, 2019 Status of subject on this date: aliveWell, I had seen him in there before, with people. This day he was ALONE. I couldn't believe it, no one around him had a clue who he was. I was meeting some friends there (who I later blew off) and when I saw that Brian was solo I walked over and re-introduced myself to him. He might have remembered me or he might not have, but I asked if I could join him and he said yes. I asked him what type of omelette he was enjoying and he said "CHEESE." So, I ordered the same thing. We basically small talked and then I asked him what he was working on (my standard line when I meet famous people and get nervous). He told me some stuff (which I have forgotten) and then we talked about old music for the rest of the time. We talked about Jackie Wilson and R&B artists, some songs he liked from back then (like "Easier Said Than Done" and stuff by Sam Cooke.) As he talked about the old songs I tried to come up with something interesting about them (The Essex were all in the service, etc.) Then I got my food and we just sort of sat there, not saying much, but it was comfortable. My people had arrived but I waved them off so they sat together and watched us. Finally one of my guys figured out who I was eating with and slapped his head. Was funny. At any rate, we ate, we chatted and we parted. He was normal, not weird, loving talking about the songs of his youth. I made sure to stay away from any typical musician "trigger" topics (unpaid royalties, etc.) so we got along great.. Stay tuned to see if STeVE changes the details of this Hoffmanecdote TM the next time he tells it!
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Feb 23, 2024 12:36:36 GMT
A few more… Subject: Brian Wilson Told by STeVE on: Mar. 20, 2019 Status of subject on this date: aliveWell, I had seen him in there before, with people. This day he was ALONE. I couldn't believe it, no one around him had a clue who he was. I was meeting some friends there (who I later blew off) and when I saw that Brian was solo I walked over and re-introduced myself to him. He might have remembered me or he might not have, but I asked if I could join him and he said yes. I asked him what type of omelette he was enjoying and he said "CHEESE." So, I ordered the same thing. We basically small talked and then I asked him what he was working on (my standard line when I meet famous people and get nervous). He told me some stuff (which I have forgotten) and then we talked about old music for the rest of the time. We talked about Jackie Wilson and R&B artists, some songs he liked from back then (like "Easier Said Than Done" and stuff by Sam Cooke.) As he talked about the old songs I tried to come up with something interesting about them (The Essex were all in the service, etc.) Then I got my food and we just sort of sat there, not saying much, but it was comfortable. My people had arrived but I waved them off so they sat together and watched us. Finally one of my guys figured out who I was eating with and slapped his head. Was funny. At any rate, we ate, we chatted and we parted. He was normal, not weird, loving talking about the songs of his youth. I made sure to stay away from any typical musician "trigger" topics (unpaid royalties, etc.) so we got along great.. Stay tuned to see if STeVE changes the details of this Hoffmanecdote TM the next time he tells it! Steve will “remember” the exact price he paid for a record he bought after his mom drove his 24 year old ass to the store 50 years ago, the exact make and model of the TVs his family had in the 60s, and the exact year he had a one-off lunch with someone, but he can’t remember what Brian Wilson told him he was working on.
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Post by Hoof Huffyman on Feb 23, 2024 12:59:46 GMT
A few more… Subject: Brian Wilson Told by STeVE on: Mar. 20, 2019 Status of subject on this date: aliveStay tuned to see if STeVE changes the details of this Hoffmanecdote TM the next time he tells it! Steve will “remember” the exact price he paid for a record he bought after his mom drove his 24 year old ass to the store 50 years ago, the exact make and model of the TVs his family had in the 60s, and the exact year he had a one-off lunch with someone, but he can’t remember what Brian Wilson told him he was working on. As Dave D and others have pointed out, all Steve needs to do is Google or Wiki this shit, and, boom, he automatically has the magical ability to come up with these nonexistent scenarios to keep his followers held in thrall. And nobody ever questions it, except us, it seems.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Feb 23, 2024 13:38:40 GMT
Steve will “remember” the exact price he paid for a record he bought after his mom drove his 24 year old ass to the store 50 years ago, the exact make and model of the TVs his family had in the 60s, and the exact year he had a one-off lunch with someone, but he can’t remember what Brian Wilson told him he was working on. As Dave D and others have pointed out, all Steve needs to do is Google or Wiki this shit, and, boom, he automatically has the magical ability to come up with these nonexistent scenarios to keep his followers held in thrall. And nobody ever questions it, except us, it seems. This remains the low point in STeVe rushing to Wikipedia to pretend he knew someone: stereocentral.freeforums.net/post/43966/thread
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Post by Hoof Huffyman on Feb 23, 2024 13:53:54 GMT
As Dave D and others have pointed out, all Steve needs to do is Google or Wiki this shit, and, boom, he automatically has the magical ability to come up with these nonexistent scenarios to keep his followers held in thrall. And nobody ever questions it, except us, it seems. This remains the low point in STeVe rushing to Wikipedia to pretend he knew someone: stereocentral.freeforums.net/post/43966/threadOne of many, Whiplash, one of many... Steve's entire life has been nothing but low points.
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Feb 23, 2024 20:08:15 GMT
As Dave D and others have pointed out, all Steve needs to do is Google or Wiki this shit, and, boom, he automatically has the magical ability to come up with these nonexistent scenarios to keep his followers held in thrall. And nobody ever questions it, except us, it seems. This remains the low point in STeVe rushing to Wikipedia to pretend he knew someone: stereocentral.freeforums.net/post/43966/threadYeah, that one reads like a Jon Lovitz sketch from SNL. STeVE is holding onto his story about what Brian Wilson was working on until after Brian passes. At that point, it will turn into a Brian Wilson / STeVE Hoofman collaboration that sadly went unreleased. Unfortunately, Dr. Landy had the tapes destroyed, so we'll never get to hear it, dudes, but trust STeVE, it was even greater than SMiLE.
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Post by Mind The Gap on Feb 23, 2024 21:21:39 GMT
Wasn't Brian Wilson living in suburban Chicago when Steve supposedly had lunch with him in ell lay?
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Post by graucho on Feb 23, 2024 21:25:35 GMT
Looked for this thread last night after Steve poated that RIP 'had lunch with her' but couldn't find it!
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Post by essayceedee on Feb 23, 2024 21:32:42 GMT
Wasn't Brian Wilson living in suburban Chicago when Steve supposedly had lunch with him in ell lay? Yeah, he was living in a McMansion in a St. Charles subdivision at that time.
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Post by notasoldier on Feb 23, 2024 23:37:18 GMT
That fucker can't tell the truth about anything. I mean, it's obvious that for his Ray Stevens story, he looked up shit about Nashville and read about Brown's Diner. He got the menu 100% wrong, though, AND Ray Stevens always eats at swanky places. I doubt he ever set foot inside Brown's. The only people you ever saw there were record execs and locals. What a loser you are sKeev!
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Post by mudflapslim on Feb 24, 2024 6:39:51 GMT
Steve gave Brian Wilson dementia.
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