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Post by daved on Sept 8, 2018 9:45:17 GMT
Can that stupid fucker Arnold Grove post anything serious? Does he actually listen to music? Honest to Christ he needs to fuck off.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Sept 10, 2018 5:08:58 GMT
Can that stupid fucker Arnold Grove post anything serious? Does he actually listen to music? Honest to Christ he needs to fuck off. Does Arnie listen to music? Of course he does: "Bip Bop" on an endless fucking loop...
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Post by mintyjackhole on Sept 19, 2018 17:45:15 GMT
Arnold Grove said: Imagine if Paul had been doing steroids instead of the English tea. We would have gotten: "Got To Get Steroids Into My Life"... " This isn't a joke. It isn't a pun. As the best comedian in SHiteville, you'd think he'd know what a joke was.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Sept 19, 2018 18:11:26 GMT
Arnold Grove said: Imagine if Paul had been doing steroids instead of the English tea. We would have gotten: "Got To Get Steroids Into My Life"... " This isn't a joke. It isn't a pun. As the best comedian in SHiteville, you'd think he'd know what a joke was. If you can find it, there's one particular thread which was supposed to be puns in songs or titles, and literally every poster got it wrong. One in particular was even more shit that Arnie's attempts at humour; apparently 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' was a pun. Prick. I had it in my head that Arnold Grove was German and his humour was forgivable because it was so dry as to be undetectable, but I don't think that's right, and he's just a cock.
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Post by thisonehurts on Sept 19, 2018 18:26:23 GMT
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Post by Aural Relations on Sept 19, 2018 18:39:26 GMT
Arnold Grove said: Imagine if Paul had been doing steroids instead of the English tea. We would have gotten: "Got To Get Steroids Into My Life"... " This isn't a joke. It isn't a pun. As the best comedian in SHiteville, you'd think he'd know what a joke was. Every time I read one of his jokes, I find myself involuntarily clenching both my jaw and anus. Knowing his backside bias, one wonders if this is a feature not a bug.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 18:40:28 GMT
I remember a time when Arnie responded to a post with "I'll be right over!" or something, and the OP said, "I don't think so, I don't like your sense of humor." I don't know why everybody doesn't kick him in the balls like this. He sucks.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Sept 19, 2018 19:52:07 GMT
That's him. Earlier in the thread, here are some of what he believes are puns:
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Post by essayceedee on Sept 19, 2018 20:03:31 GMT
Well, Mr. Michael J. Boyce has an excuse because he is legitimately retar--
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Sept 19, 2018 22:21:01 GMT
Over in Off Topic, they have a long-running thread about cats called "Felines, Nothing More Than Felines" -- a lame pun (based on that song "Feelings" by Morris Albert) yes, but it is an actual pun and has some logic behind it. Then the Gort named -Alan decided he had to have a dog thread cleverly called "Canines (nothing more than canines)". 😖 Why?? What a stupid fucking pinhead idea. It pisses me off every time I run across it.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Sept 19, 2018 23:30:50 GMT
Ugh. I read the whole puns thread. I could feel myself getting stupider with each Poat. At least I now have definitive proof that puns are not the lowest form of humor.
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Post by daved on Sept 19, 2018 23:53:45 GMT
I just want to say Dr. Pepper needs to go fuck himself.
That is all
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Sept 20, 2018 0:11:07 GMT
I just want to say Dr. Pepper needs to go fuck himself. That is all You're just jealous that no one listens to your Jack Benny podcast.
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Post by daved on Sept 20, 2018 0:23:25 GMT
I just want to say Dr. Pepper needs to go fuck himself. That is all You're just jealous that no one listens to your Jack Benny podcast. No one should ever listen to a Jack Benny podcast.
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Sept 21, 2018 17:11:30 GMT
Guys, I think I have figured out the title of his NEXT album!!! Because I have way too much time on my hands, I have decided upon a name for this album. The initials of the previous installments go FP and DR. D is 2 letters down from F, and R is 2 letters up from P. Likewise, following this intricate and perplexing pattern, the initials for the next installment are BT. This leads me to believe that the title of the next album by Paul can only logically be: Barfing Thong, the much-anticipated follow up to Egypt Station. ....I am done.
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