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Post by Aural Relations on Sept 21, 2018 17:24:18 GMT
Guys, I think I have figured out the title of his NEXT album!!! Because I have way too much time on my hands, I have decided upon a name for this album. The initials of the previous installments go FP and DR. D is 2 letters down from F, and R is 2 letters up from P. Likewise, following this intricate and perplexing pattern, the initials for the next installment are BT. This leads me to believe that the title of the next album by Paul can only logically be: Barfing Thong, the much-anticipated follow up to Egypt Station. ....I am done.
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Post by essayceedee on Sept 21, 2018 17:31:56 GMT
I think a preponderance of evidence shows definitively that none of them are funny.
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Post by bradman on Sept 21, 2018 20:11:50 GMT
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Post by mintyjackhole on Oct 7, 2018 14:52:55 GMT
In a thread about why modern sitcoms aren't funny, the main culprits being women and improvisors not sticking to the god damn script, Dilly Dipper comes through with this gem. He feels sitcoms just don't capture the truly subversive humor of Geico commercials:
"ABC is the worst offender for me when it comes to sitcoms designed more to relate to the target audience, than the universality of the funny bone. Just the notion of comedies entitled, American Housewife, Modern Family, Modern American Housewife Family, or just Middle American Regular People With No Real Reason To Be Laughed At, makes me feel sorry for anybody who had only 30 minutes to spare, and wasted them suffering through some lazy, cynical telescript with no real motive above making the dimmest of us sigh, and think, "Aww...kids...!"
This is what makes people think Geico commercials are clever: comparatively-rewardless time taken from one's life awaiting the commitment of earnest humor.
In fact, they did do a comedy based on Geico commercial characters...but they failed to adapt the actual reasons punchlines are only half the thing that is subversive and anarchic about humor."
I know Gen Xers are almost as insufferable as Boomers, but anyone who thinks car insurance ads are the model for subversive and anarchic humor, doesn't understand any of those words. Dilly Dipper you fucking suck at Snark.
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Post by overrated on Oct 7, 2018 16:06:48 GMT
Willy Slurper said: makes me feel sorry for anybody who had only 30 minutes to spare, and wasted them suffering through some lazy, cynical telescript with no real motive above making the dimmest of us sigh, and think, "Aww...kids....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2018 17:16:54 GMT
Dildo Dipper is a real piece of work. I placed him on my ignore after he reported me to the gorfs for calling him an asshole. Seems that Dilly Dipshit can dish it out but can’t stand it.
Meanwhile anywhere else in a normal universe people who do not like anything would just ignore it and not even comment on it. But not STeVE Hoofy’s Pedoworld.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Oct 8, 2018 8:58:52 GMT
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Post by mintyjackhole on Oct 8, 2018 14:55:57 GMT
rjp poating "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" every time this stupid fucking pun thread comes up always makes me lol. I know the joke is coming. I see it a mile away, and yet when it hits it always cracks me up. None of the handful of actual puns are funny. The rest of the not puns are not funny, but rjp, you've stumbled on comedy gold. Now tell everyone Sgt. Pepper's is a pun. That one's great too!
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Nov 27, 2018 18:38:03 GMT
In the dog house again.......Not sure if anyone will find this funny but here goes........ My wife asked me for a list of things I would like for Christmas. I listed out the discs I am looking for and then added a few made up titles that were slightly rude and very silly. I figured she would go into HMV and start looking down the list - notice the rude fake titles and find this highly amusing. However, she handed the list straight to the guy in the shop who promptly scanned the list - called the other staff over and they burst out laughing. "Sorry love - we don't have Chocolate Willie and The Jublies Live from Nowhere!" My wife snatched the list back and tried to save face by playing along which only made them all laugh harder. My wife: "Oh how ridiculous - I should have spotted these! No one is going to call a band This Mortal Coil".
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Post by daved on Nov 27, 2018 18:57:16 GMT
In the dog house again.......Not sure if anyone will find this funny but here goes........ My wife asked me for a list of things I would like for Christmas. I listed out the discs I am looking for and then added a few made up titles that were slightly rude and very silly. I figured she would go into HMV and start looking down the list - notice the rude fake titles and find this highly amusing. However, she handed the list straight to the guy in the shop who promptly scanned the list - called the other staff over and they burst out laughing. "Sorry love - we don't have Chocolate Willie and The Jublies Live from Nowhere!" My wife snatched the list back and tried to save face by playing along which only made them all laugh harder. My wife: "Oh how ridiculous - I should have spotted these! No one is going to call a band This Mortal Coil". I beat you to it in the "conversations" thread.
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Post by thisonehurts on Nov 27, 2018 19:12:39 GMT
Great story, but don't open with it.
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Post by UDII on Nov 28, 2018 0:12:26 GMT
rjp poating "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" every time this stupid fucking pun thread comes up always makes me lol. I know the joke is coming. I see it a mile away, and yet when it hits it always cracks me up. None of the handful of actual puns are funny. The rest of the not puns are not funny, but rjp, you've stumbled on comedy gold. Now tell everyone Sgt. Pepper's is a pun. That one's great too! poor renny has not heard april wine's "if you see kay"? that would at least give him some new material.
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Post by Brick Wall on Nov 28, 2018 0:37:59 GMT
Poor Renny?
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Post by bradman on Nov 28, 2018 0:38:08 GMT
Look out here's another
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Post by Mediocrates on Jan 5, 2019 17:56:57 GMT
dmiller458:
Christina Hendricks - udderly delightful!
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