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Post by Aural Relations on Feb 5, 2020 16:52:13 GMT
I see he's repaired the front window where the FBI came in.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Feb 5, 2020 17:16:15 GMT
That poor fucking dog.
Also I feel sorry for the pooch that he's holding.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2020 22:03:25 GMT
C’mon STeVe, you can do better than this. Please tell us about when you had brunch with Kobe and that is why you are depressed. You’re slipping there, STeVe. You can do better.
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Post by Brick Wall on Feb 14, 2020 22:38:22 GMT
I would have greatly preferred the noose around your scrawny vag neck, dickhead. Fuck you, Hoffman.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 14, 2020 22:44:11 GMT
So STeVE’s having a PTSD moment, yet he still includes the helicopter’s make and exact model number...
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Post by Brick Wall on Feb 14, 2020 22:59:18 GMT
Of course. And he watched it for like a 1/2 hour. Not like he had anything else to do.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2020 23:27:03 GMT
So STeVE’s having a PTSD moment, yet he still includes the helicopter’s make and exact model number... Nevermind the families of those involved in the crash, it is STeVE having the PTSD moment.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2020 23:28:13 GMT
Of course. And he watched it for like a 1/2 hour. Not like he had anything else to do. He didn’t have any closed threads to reopen or watches to take pictures of.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 15, 2020 0:16:18 GMT
A normal person would have written something like “I saw a helicopter today removing large debris from the Kobe Bryant crash site. It was sad.”
But, not STeVE. Nosiree, pal. Daddy needs you to know:
- STeVE lives near Malibu Canyon. - STeVE’s grief is so great in the wake of Kobe Bryant’s death that seeing a (black) helicopter causes a PTSD reaction (or “PTSD thing” in STeVE-speak). - STeVE’s oldest kid has more perception that the old man himself. - STeVE knows everything about the helicopter Kobe Bryant flew in (except how to spell the word “helicopter”...). - STeVE knows the area, so he can even name-drop the roads. - STeVE has the intestinal fortitude to watch a PTSD-causing event for an entire half hour. - STeVE has a full gamut of emotions, including depression. - STeVE is generous. He likes to share things.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 15, 2020 3:02:41 GMT
Go easy on him. He's grieving right now. Kobe's dead. Vinyl laquers were destroyed. Mikaela keeps making shitty thread names. It's a rough time for OUR HOST.
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Feb 15, 2020 22:29:03 GMT
So STeVE’s having a PTSD moment, yet he still includes the helicopter’s make and exact model number... In his defense, it was minty. It's a tragedy akin to getting your Rolex Submariner scratched.
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Post by Flat Transfer on Feb 15, 2020 23:29:06 GMT
*Black Helicopter approaches* STeVE: "Oh man.....it's the FEDS!......They...found me......! Eldest son: "No, dad, they are just cleaning up the site where Kobe Bryant crashed." STeVE: "Oh....Right.....A-a-are....you sure?" Eldest Son: "Yes!" 5 Minutes later: STeVE: "Oh shit.....The FEDS!......They...found me.....this time. Eldest son: "Mom, dad's having one of his lesser days again." Karla: "I know dear. Here, put this blanket over his legs so he can watch the helicopters.
STeVE: *drool*
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Post by Aural Relations on Feb 15, 2020 23:39:55 GMT
STeVE: "Is that you, Kobe? Have you come for lunch?"
Karla: "Yes, sweetheart, everyone has come for lunch"
STeVE: "I once had lunch with... Oh, what was his name?"
Karla: "Yes dear, don't worry, I remember"
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Feb 16, 2020 3:11:07 GMT
It brought back memories from when Kobe invited STEVE to be the 6th man when the Lakers played the Pistons in 2004.
STEVE was finishing remastering The Delfonics Greatest Hit and his phone rang. "STEVE, it's Kobe" he said. Neat! "Rick Fox pulled his hammy, can you ride the bench?" STEVE knew this was his chance to get back into the game, but there was just so many projects on his desk. "Sorry, Kobe, I just can't get away right now. I'm having lunch with Nell Carter and Leslie Nielsen tomorrow, also". Kobe sounded dejected but knew STEVE was the hottest remasturbater in all L.A. It broke STEVE's heart. Unfortunately, because STEVE didn't join the Lakers, the Pistons won in 5 games, and STEVE never forgave himself.
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Post by bradman on Feb 16, 2020 7:26:21 GMT
I would have put StEvE on Rip Hamilton, he would have shut his ass down.
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