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Post by essayceedee on Apr 2, 2022 23:45:10 GMT
Can we officially dedicate this aphasia subforum to Bruce Willis?
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Post by Brick Wall on Apr 3, 2022 20:47:42 GMT
Downtown Sacramento Mass Shooting Victims: What We Know
After week upon week of horrible images coming out of war torn Ukraine, 'murica has finally decided enough is enough. Tired of being outdone, we do what we do best. Yes, that's right. Nothing like a good old fashioned mass shooting to show everyone that we've been senselessly killing our own for decades. Join me, please, in the celebration of six murders and twelve injured in Sacramento, Calif. Making America great again, one violent death at a time. The suspect appears to be still at large, so the possibility of further violence is, fortunately, ongoing.
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Post by Brick Wall on Apr 8, 2022 2:07:04 GMT
Whoah! This just in. A shooting in Switzerland - yes, you read that right - Switzerland, leaving two dead. I know, I know at first glance, and by our standards, not especially noteworthy. But the Swiss have to start somewhere. Raise a glass of Pflümli to our new brothers and sisters please.
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Post by Brick Wall on Jun 23, 2022 18:23:17 GMT
SCOTUS says Constitution protects right to carry a gun outside the home
This one's especially for you, New Yawkers. Yep, you can finally join those other rootin' tootin' states in packing while outside without restrictions whilst fearfully glancing around for any perceived threat. EEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Post by krabapple on Jun 24, 2022 10:00:18 GMT
That one was for all the Trump-voting, Staten-Island-living cops in this city. Hey, be safe out there, assholes!
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Post by essayceedee on Jun 24, 2022 14:43:38 GMT
I hope SCOTUS can work now on arming fetuses.
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Post by Brick Wall on Aug 14, 2022 1:21:50 GMT
Not authentic 'murican. Please delete. Gratuitous irritating dancing banana licensed courtesy of Irritating Dancing Banana Ltd.
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Post by Brick Wall on Sept 30, 2022 2:44:27 GMT
Some less than positive news this evening, I'm afraid. Despite the absolute heroic effort of Ian (can we get an "attaboy" please), unfortunately the fucking state of fucking Florida is still fucking dripping off of the southeast corner of the lower 48. I know, I know. All of our hopes were so elevated for the final, long overdue sinking of the rat's nest but it was not yet to be. On the upside, what with climate change and all, the hurricane season may not be quite over yet. Let's keep all those fingers crossed, eh?
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Post by gobshite on Sept 30, 2022 2:57:18 GMT
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Post by guffman on Sept 30, 2022 15:28:35 GMT
Just so you know, Occupy Democrats is about as legit and trustworthy as Fox News. Actually, they're worse since, not only do they mostly peddle in anger-stoking, truth-adjacent memes, but of all the money they've taken in from rubes to "contribute to political campaigns", the only political campaign they've actually contributed to was Mitch McConnell's.
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Post by powerpoppackage on Sept 30, 2022 16:02:16 GMT
I didn't know about the McConnell contribution but I knew they were grifters. Retweet if you agree!
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Post by gobshite on Sept 30, 2022 16:09:38 GMT
I believe you both, but the DeSantis vote on Hurricane Sandy is a fact; I googled a few key words and grabbed the handiest link, but point taken
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Sept 30, 2022 20:29:36 GMT
I believe you both, but the DeSantis vote on Hurricane Sandy is a fact; I googled a few key words and grabbed the handiest link, but point takenI'm sure that's also what they did.
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Post by Brick Wall on Oct 10, 2022 1:08:24 GMT
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Post by copperk on Nov 2, 2022 19:47:08 GMT
Can we delete the Monkees? There's a dozen pages on a Monkees super deluxe box. Seems the only person who knew that the Monkees was just a TV show played by hired actors was Davey Jones himself and he's dead and can't clue these embarrassing Barbie doll hoarders into the truth. They wouldn't even believe Jones though.
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