STeVE didn't have a clue as to what semen was

Ever notice when someone lays down on a floor model bed at a furniture store, they act as if it's hysterical? Hokey jokes with goofy smiles and chuckles always occur.

What the heck is so funny?

I haven't read this thread. When a person is lying down their defense and guard is down and most people react by laughing. Not that it's funny but it's a natural reaction to being awkward and momentarily helpless in public.

I remember when I was a kid and I was at the Reseda theater seeing an adult and serious Frank Sinatra movie with my parents. He played a detective and William Windom was in the movie. Sinatra was telling a cop that there were semen stains on the sheets and a teenage girl in the next aisle started laughing hysterically. I guess she was so embarrassed or something, I don't know. They had to escort her out.

We laugh as a defense mechanism.

I didn't have clue as to what semen was so it didn't bother me. If I had, I would have died a thousand deaths sitting next to my mom like that..