daved
Better than Steve
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Post by daved on Mar 30, 2024 15:09:59 GMT
I thought STeVE would have said his dangerous hobby is stealing master tapes.. heh How is it dangerous? Is he pointing the gun at people? I think the most dangerous thing he participates in is finding employment.
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Post by gobshite on Mar 30, 2024 15:22:32 GMT
Prepping for The Great Tape Vault Robbery; he has learned from past mistakes
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Mar 30, 2024 18:12:57 GMT
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notasoldier
Terry Kath
Lies, lies and more lies...
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Post by notasoldier on Mar 31, 2024 0:30:53 GMT
I thought STeVE would have said his dangerous hobby is stealing master tapes.. heh How is it dangerous? Is he pointing the gun at people? I think the most dangerous thing he participates in is finding employment. It is Steev with a handgun. He fucks up everything else he touches, so I think that scenario is dangerous for anyone nearby, especially if his aim is as bad as his ear.
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Post by thepeopleschord on Mar 31, 2024 0:43:56 GMT
Here come the obnoxious posts showing the world his minty pistols
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Professional...Writer
Deep Purple Mk II
a character who was more or less an irritant personality
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Post by Professional...Writer on Mar 31, 2024 11:59:04 GMT
Here come the obnoxious posts showing the world his minty pistols 'And THIS Luger is rumoured to have been used by Josef Mengele! Who knows how many patients he operated on with this!' Obligatory 'fuck Nazis and STeVE'
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 1, 2024 16:57:02 GMT
Of course, Skeev keeps his minty guns safely secured at all times to protect his children, and to keep them away from his terrorist housekeeper.
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Apr 1, 2024 17:25:44 GMT
Qarla and Skeeve are preppers on the down low, I'm guessing.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 1, 2024 17:32:34 GMT
Qarla and Skeeve are preppers on the down low, I'm guessing. After the big war where all the countries nuke each other, STeVE realizes he is the only one left. No more distractions. No one asking him his favorite Dingleberry mastering, what type of pen he uses to sign the delivery forms for all the free shit he gets, which camera of his was favored by the nazis. Nothing. He can finally sit down in his dedicated minty listening chair and put on some tunes. But as he is setting up the reel to reel, his ears fall off.
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Post by thepeopleschord on Apr 2, 2024 1:56:45 GMT
Or: When the dust settled after the final bomb was dropped, the cockroaches of the world united and made STeVE their king. He spent the rest of his days regaling generation after generation of his loyal subjects with Adventures in Mastering, how Hal Blaine loved extra onions on his hamburgers, how he kept the Buddy Holly masters safe from (other) theives, etc. And occasionally stepping on a few of here and there just to remind them who is large and in charge.
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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on Apr 5, 2024 1:37:53 GMT
Steev:
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Post by essayceedee on Apr 5, 2024 2:14:26 GMT
XLR is a professional interface so it makes sense that a know-nothing amateur hour shithead like STeVE wouldn’t like it.
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daved
Better than Steve
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Post by daved on Apr 5, 2024 9:46:12 GMT
Audiophiles might be only second to Christians on the make believe gobbledygook scale.
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Post by dillyfan420 on Apr 5, 2024 17:20:28 GMT
If you're shelling out a grand for a white hot stamper of Uriah Heep your next stop really could be signing up for a commune in the jungles of Guyana
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 5, 2024 18:21:21 GMT
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