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gobshite Grant Posts: 1,247	SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 14, 2018 19:39:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gobshite on Sept 14, 2018 19:39:59 GMT Too much to quote. SHites and their encounters with those entitled artists. forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/has-anyone-here-jawed-or-got-into-it-with-a-celebrity.769071/
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SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 14, 2018 19:43:54 GMT

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I was wrong. Wally Swift is worth a share:

Back in the 80's when I drank a lot Yngwie Malmsteen got pissed off at me over asking him his opinions about other guitarists like Fripp and Andre Segovia. After he slammed his drink on the bar and started cursing at me in Viking I told him what I thought of him. Three bodyguards then got in my face and started threatening me. We took it outside but my useless "friends" got scared and fled. Outside, alone and in front of 50-100 bloodthirsty Yngwie fans I nonetheless soon realized that these hired goons weren't going to touch me unless I struck one of them first. I then proceeded to further berate Mr. Malmsteen and Joe Lynn Turner [he threatened me exiting the club] who were pacing back and forth behind the bodyguards throwing one of the funniest temper tantrums I've ever seen. Heck I even started asking the bodyguards if they have sex with Yngwie for pay. It's a miracle I wasn't killed that night!

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SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 14, 2018 20:01:51 GMT

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Sept 14, 2018 19:43:54 GMT gobshite said:

I was wrong. Wally Swift is worth a share:

Back in the 80's when I drank a lot Yngwie Malmsteen got pissed off at me over asking him his opinions about other guitarists like Fripp and Andre Segovia. After he slammed his drink on the bar and started cursing at me in Viking I told him what I thought of him. Three bodyguards then got in my face and started threatening me. We took it outside but my useless "friends" got scared and fled. Outside, alone and in front of 50-100 bloodthirsty Yngwie fans I nonetheless soon realized that these hired goons weren't going to touch me unless I struck one of them first. I then proceeded to further berate Mr. Malmsteen and Joe Lynn Turner [he threatened me exiting the club] who were pacing back and forth behind the bodyguards throwing one of the funniest temper tantrums I've ever seen. Heck I even started asking the bodyguards if they have sex with Yngwie for pay. It's a miracle I wasn't killed that night!

If by miracle you mean tragedy...

"I must say though, artists like Kurt or Thelonious Monk who people think have something to say of the highest importance but are really just suicidal or insane sort of freak me out. Why? Well, everyone thought Monk was really "out there" but they followed his lead and jazz changed. Turns out he really was insane and was finally locked up. Does that mean that the jazzers were wrong to follow him? No, but still." - STeVE

thisonehurts Dead Beatle Posts: 928	SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 14, 2018 20:33:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thisonehurts on Sept 14, 2018 20:33:37 GMT "We took it outside and I ended up alone and confronted by six million Jews. Well, there was only one way THAT was gonna end."
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SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 14, 2018 22:55:17 GMT

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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Sept 14, 2018 22:55:17 GMT

Sept 14, 2018 20:33:37 GMT thisonehurts said:

"We took it outside and I ended up alone and confronted by six million Jews. Well, there was only one way THAT was gonna end."

Fuck, this literally made me LOL so hard.

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Brick Wall Steve Sitting Duck Posts: 3,047	SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 14, 2018 23:31:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brick Wall on Sept 14, 2018 23:31:33 GMT So. Has anyone of you - besides Claus - talked directly to STEVE? Eyeball to eyeball? No? Well, yap up dudes and dudettes.
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cwf Brian Jones Posts: 163	SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 15, 2018 2:48:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cwf on Sept 15, 2018 2:48:27 GMT Sept 14, 2018 23:31:33 GMT Brick Wall said: So. Has anyone of you - besides Claus - talked directly to STEVE? Eyeball to eyeball? No? Well, yap up dudes and dudettes. Cola used to clean his pool.

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SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 15, 2018 4:59:51 GMT

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Post by thepeopleschord on Sept 15, 2018 4:59:51 GMT

Sept 14, 2018 19:43:54 GMT gobshite said:

I was wrong. Wally Swift is worth a share:

Back in the 80's when I drank a lot Yngwie Malmsteen got pissed off at me over asking him his opinions about other guitarists like Fripp and Andre Segovia. After he slammed his drink on the bar and started cursing at me in Viking I told him what I thought of him. Three bodyguards then got in my face and started threatening me. We took it outside but my useless "friends" got scared and fled. Outside, alone and in front of 50-100 bloodthirsty Yngwie fans I nonetheless soon realized that these hired goons weren't going to touch me unless I struck one of them first. I then proceeded to further berate Mr. Malmsteen and Joe Lynn Turner [he threatened me exiting the club] who were pacing back and forth behind the bodyguards throwing one of the funniest temper tantrums I've ever seen. Heck I even started asking the bodyguards if they have sex with Yngwie for pay. It's a miracle I wasn't killed that night!

Well of course. Once Wally ripped off his jacket and displayed his swastika armband those bodyguards pissed themselves at being confronted by a prime example of The Master Race.

Took Delivery Dennis Wilson Posts: 7	SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 15, 2018 5:06:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Took Delivery on Sept 15, 2018 5:06:42 GMT indeed, this is a major genre of poat at SHiteville... I believe a long-running version had this semi-literate thread title: "Ever met any big stars"
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hoffa_nagila Better than Steve Posts: 6,010	SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 15, 2018 6:17:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hoffa_nagila on Sept 15, 2018 6:17:11 GMT Ever met Kim Fowley?
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SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 19, 2018 16:22:17 GMT

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Post by respiratoryproblems on Sept 19, 2018 16:22:17 GMT

Just looking at that thread - same shithead pulled the same thing on the phone before. Who has the fucking nerve to do something like that?

"I forgot to mention that about one year ago, I did try calling the studio, to try and arrange for a possible tour. At this time, I wasn't too aware of Rudy and his reputation. A woman answered the phone and I asked if I could schedule a time to come over, I'd love to see the studio. She said hold on and I heard her call for "Rudy!" A man gets on the phone and yells "What do you want from me!?" This sort of threw me off, so I just said "I don't want anything from you, I just wanted to say thank you." He then seemed to soften a bit and said "Oh, well, OK, that's alright then." Then I said goodbye and that was it. So technically, Rudy and I had spoken on the phone before, so my unannounced visit a year later is justified.

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SHite Celebrity Stalking Confessions Sept 19, 2018 16:31:07 GMT

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Post by essayceedee on Sept 19, 2018 16:31:07 GMT

So let me get this straight. He "wasn't too aware of Rudy and his reputation," yet he called the poor old man at home and tried to strong-arm his way into a tour? Was he just going through the Englewood Cliffs phone book at random, looking for houses to case/tour?

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