Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2018 23:32:25 GMT
Since Hoofyville is a place for nonswearing, family friendly conversations I present:
Mugrug12:
Gnrat:
Mugrug12:
Gnrat:
Culpa:
EVOLVIST:
pdxway:
P(orF):
EVOLVIST:
Metralla:
Gnrat:
PHILLYQ:
Culpa:
kw21925:
Mugrug12:
MikeM:
weekendtoy:
Gnrat:
Oatsdead:
Gnrat:
Oatsdead:
Gnrat:
Oatsdead:
vanye:
kw21925:
EdgardV:
MikeM:
Mugrug12:
Speaking of airports, I hate those hand dryers where you have to insert your hands downward into the slots that blow air. The high air pressure and narrow space makes it hard to not touch the sides or the bottom, all places where drops of water are collecting. Used water. Bad water. Water that's dropped from people's hands.
Gnrat:
And some people don't even wash their hands properly. They take a piss, then quickly run their hand under the water for about two seconds without using any soap, dry, then leave.
You're talking about the blow dryers made by Dysart, right?
You're talking about the blow dryers made by Dysart, right?
Mugrug12:
Yeah I think them. It's usually called air blade or something blade since the air comes from the little notch in the enclosure you stick your hands in. Trying not to touch the sides is like playing that old game operation!
Gnrat:
I've noticed something interesting: when people are presented with both the blow dryers and paper towels, they usually choose paper towels. I wonder if it has to do with habit, the loud noise the blowers make, or that people feel they take too long.
Culpa:
Some people just like to avoid getting other people's fecal matter on their hands:
Hand dryers suck in fecal bacteria and blow it all over your hands, study finds
Hand dryers suck in fecal bacteria and blow it all over your hands, study finds
EVOLVIST:
Maybe you've heard this one before...
Walk into a public toilet, you've got to go #2, only to find the toilet seat(s) covered in various shades or urine.
Who does this? Who the f***k pees like this?
In order to accomplish this feat you're going to have to purposly wag side-to-side, or shake like a maniac, up and down.
This is toilet seat here! - not an arena to teach your dick gymnastics! There's a huge hole there, so it isn't like someone is asking you to fill up a thimble. Or, perhaps dudes are not looking, turning their heads to the side, ashamed of what they have in their hands.
Once, in the Marines, I went to use the head, and this other Marine comes out. I see the toilet lid, and I say, "Hey, what the f***k, man, you've pissed all over the seat!"
He says, "I had a charley horse."
I said, "In your goddamn dick!?"
Okay, so yeah, not much grinds my gears. I stay cool 97% of the time. I respect what turns you on.
But that peeing in the toilet seat has to go...because I've got to go!
Walk into a public toilet, you've got to go #2, only to find the toilet seat(s) covered in various shades or urine.
Who does this? Who the f***k pees like this?
In order to accomplish this feat you're going to have to purposly wag side-to-side, or shake like a maniac, up and down.
This is toilet seat here! - not an arena to teach your dick gymnastics! There's a huge hole there, so it isn't like someone is asking you to fill up a thimble. Or, perhaps dudes are not looking, turning their heads to the side, ashamed of what they have in their hands.
Once, in the Marines, I went to use the head, and this other Marine comes out. I see the toilet lid, and I say, "Hey, what the f***k, man, you've pissed all over the seat!"
He says, "I had a charley horse."
I said, "In your goddamn dick!?"
Okay, so yeah, not much grinds my gears. I stay cool 97% of the time. I respect what turns you on.
But that peeing in the toilet seat has to go...because I've got to go!
pdxway:
Poop all over the back of the toilet, all the way to up to the toilet seat....I wonder how someone aim....
P(orF):
I think it has to do with the graffiti I found written on the wall next to a blow dryer:
1. Push button on dryer
2. Rub hands under blowing air
3. Dry hands on pants
1. Push button on dryer
2. Rub hands under blowing air
3. Dry hands on pants
EVOLVIST:
Oh, don't even get me started on that one! I can't imagine going through life with an exploding ass hole. But evidently this is a common malady. :rolleyes:
Metralla:
You replaced the word "bacteria" that was used in the report with the word "matter" for more impact. Top marks.
I seem to have read the term "fecal matter" a few more times on this forum than chance would have it.
I seem to have read the term "fecal matter" a few more times on this forum than chance would have it.
Gnrat:
Dammit guys! I'm eating!:realmad:
PHILLYQ:
I take paper towels for two reasons: the horribly loud noise of the hand dryers, and my hairy hands don't get dry under hot air. My hands have been called 'missing link' hands they're so hairy, so when I use the air dryers I practically have to burn my hands to get them dry!
Culpa:
When it comes to all matters fecal, impacted or not, I think I'm more likely to get bottom marks!
kw21925:
To paraphrase George Carlin: Why do you wash your hands after you pee, anyway? I don't pee on my hands. If you have to wash your hands every time you touch your dick, maybe you should wash your dick".
Whoever invented those infernal contraptions should be condemned to use one for all eternity, in hell.
Or shampoo bottles with instructions to "lather, rinse, repeat", so you'll buy shampoo twice as often as you need to.
Whoever invented those infernal contraptions should be condemned to use one for all eternity, in hell.
Or shampoo bottles with instructions to "lather, rinse, repeat", so you'll buy shampoo twice as often as you need to.
Mugrug12:
Don King said "man I wash my hands before I touch my di**k" (according to the biopic w Ving Raimes!)
MikeM:
There is actually a very comprehensive answer to Carlin's question. And here it is:
Why are men supposed to wash their hands after urination?
Why are men supposed to wash their hands after urination?
weekendtoy:
I see no need to wash your hands after a simple discharge.
Gnrat:
That's why the fist-bump has become a popular greeting over a handshake.
Oatsdead:
If touching your dick and not washing is as dangerous as that article implies, 14-year-old boys would be dropping dead left and right...
Gnrat:
It's the mental equivalent of touching someone else dick with your handshake.:help::hurl:
Oatsdead:
I get the psychological issues - which is why the aforementioned "fist bump" has become more popular.
My point was that the article linked made it sound like you'd drop dead in minutes if you didn't wash your hands after you peed, even though it noted that the issue isn't the peeing, it's the dick-touching.
Guys touch their dicks with frequency and they don't usually get sick if they don't wash their hands immediately.
Too much alarmist commentary on germs out there - sometimes I think it's pushed by makers of soap and cleansers to sell product.
No, I don't want unnecessary germs, but unless you're Bubble Boy, you can handle most of what's out there...
My point was that the article linked made it sound like you'd drop dead in minutes if you didn't wash your hands after you peed, even though it noted that the issue isn't the peeing, it's the dick-touching.
Guys touch their dicks with frequency and they don't usually get sick if they don't wash their hands immediately.
Too much alarmist commentary on germs out there - sometimes I think it's pushed by makers of soap and cleansers to sell product.
No, I don't want unnecessary germs, but unless you're Bubble Boy, you can handle most of what's out there...
Gnrat:
It's still that mental image. Ewww!
Oatsdead:
If you think too hard about almost anything, you'll get grossed out!
vanye:
He said hard! :whistle:
kw21925:
OK, but Carlin's own answer was infinitely funnier.
EdgardV:
Not only that, but there is often the potential germs acquired from the bathroom door handles, the toilet lid, seat and flush handle.
MikeM:
Two things:
I am neither a doctor nor a scientist, but it's always been my understanding that up to a point, one's own body reaches a certain accommodation with the bacteria present on or within it. And thus, the potential danger of the bacteria lies not to its host but to others who come into contact with it. This is what could happen in the case of poor post-urination hygiene when the culprit goes on to touch other surfaces that are in turn touched by others. Of course, the negative impact of this is much less easily measured or traced to one source.
I agree generally that an obsessive focus on remaining completely germ-free is foolish — and even counterproductive (as we now know is the case with heavy use of "anti-bacterial" soaps, etc). However, I don't really see what can be gained by promoting the view that bothering to wash one's hands following urination is a big waste of time. I see no harm that comes from this basic practice, and I don't believe the article is just making up the possible down side of failing to do so. If you believe it is, I hope you'll cite scientific studies to back up this more cavalier view.
I am neither a doctor nor a scientist, but it's always been my understanding that up to a point, one's own body reaches a certain accommodation with the bacteria present on or within it. And thus, the potential danger of the bacteria lies not to its host but to others who come into contact with it. This is what could happen in the case of poor post-urination hygiene when the culprit goes on to touch other surfaces that are in turn touched by others. Of course, the negative impact of this is much less easily measured or traced to one source.
I agree generally that an obsessive focus on remaining completely germ-free is foolish — and even counterproductive (as we now know is the case with heavy use of "anti-bacterial" soaps, etc). However, I don't really see what can be gained by promoting the view that bothering to wash one's hands following urination is a big waste of time. I see no harm that comes from this basic practice, and I don't believe the article is just making up the possible down side of failing to do so. If you believe it is, I hope you'll cite scientific studies to back up this more cavalier view.
