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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Jul 15, 2021 16:27:46 GMT
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Post by powerpoppackage on Jul 15, 2021 16:56:23 GMT
Dear Penthouse...
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Post by essayceedee on Jul 15, 2021 17:31:07 GMT
He left out the part where he jizzes in his pants and has to go home and change.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jul 15, 2021 18:50:46 GMT
These are actual fully grown men. They dream about imaginary relationships with women they meet in a work or retail setting and go home and play Olivia Newton-John albums. Still virgins no doubt at 50-something. What the fuck??
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Post by powerpoppackage on Jul 15, 2021 18:55:40 GMT
"This stripper seems totally into me!"
These poor people who provide vaccinations surely have enough on their minds without these goddamned losers thinking it's an opportunity for a meet cute.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Jul 15, 2021 20:22:27 GMT
The nurse was their Edwige Fenech to their inner (and outer) Alvaro Vitali.
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Post by essayceedee on Jul 15, 2021 21:13:30 GMT
Edwige Fenech was gorgeous (probably still is). As Bradman would say, very sniffable. And Biscuits would definitely hit her.
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Post by daved on Jul 15, 2021 21:26:20 GMT
The nurse was their Edwige Fenech to their inner (and outer) Alvaro Vitali. I watched Pierino Contra Tutti way too many times!
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Post by Chicken in Black on Jul 15, 2021 21:41:00 GMT
Fenech ended up dating the boss of Fiat and Ferrari in the mid nineties. Which is slightly ironic, given that Vitali made at some point a living as a Jean Todt impersonator on TV.
For those who don't know about her, Fenech is probably the cleanest actress of all times, and the gold standard for hygiene in our Covid times, as she would systematically take a lengthy shower in all of her movies, generously applying the soap on all the right places.
And, fuck me, I actually saw Pierino Contra Tutti during a private screening put together by a 35 mm buff. I mostly remember being bored to death during it and googling on my smartphone about the female lead, which instantaneously brought me way too many pictures of unkempt pubic hair.
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Post by daved on Jul 15, 2021 23:00:54 GMT
Imagine these fuckers during the Blitz.
“I’m not shuttin me lights. I got me rights!”.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jul 16, 2021 1:54:12 GMT
Imagine these fuckers during the Blitz. “I’m not shuttin me lights. I got me rights!”. This.
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Post by The Discerning Consumer on Jul 18, 2021 2:17:51 GMT
Imagine these fuckers during the Blitz. “I’m not shuttin me lights. I got me rights!”. Brilliant. I'm using this the next family gathering my weirdo right-wing cousins are around.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Aug 4, 2021 22:37:28 GMT
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Post by daved on Aug 4, 2021 22:45:20 GMT
Boz Scaggs hasn’t seen Boz Scaggs lately.
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Post by bradman on Aug 4, 2021 23:02:20 GMT
I'd gladly become extremely ill to hear Lido Shuffle in a live setting.
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